I'm just a dog try'n live my dog life. Part Shih tzu part Pug but I didn't choose the Pug Life it chose me #PugzuLife. Just laying down my tweets for my family.
Odin: "Dad, paint me like one of your french girls"
Me: "Wait what now? 1 I don't paint, 2 no french girls, 3 since when do you like to pose for the camera?"
Odin: "I need some dudeoir shots for ALL my… https://t.co/s3Yr0VElf0
Odin: "Dad the best part of today was not the Tim Horton's breakfast, the walk on the trail or the much needed bath when we got back"
Me: "Oh yeah?"
Odin: " Yup it's the snuggles on the… https://t.co/SnrIeVt8UL
Odin: "Daddy, you're my best friend in the world."
Mom: "What are you 2 talking about over there?"
Odin & Me: "Mind your business, this is an Odi-Daddy conversation 😋"
#DogsOfTwitter… https://t.co/BHDLO2x09M
Odin: "Dad its so cold"
Me: "Oh yeah? How cold is it?"
Odin: "Damn it dad this is no joke I have my hoodie and 2 blankets on" @ Woodstock, Ontario https://t.co/82MgmXNuQR
Odin: "Dad can you help me with my math homework?"
Me: "What math homework your a dog you dont get homework?!?"
Odin: "How dare you!! I'm studying to be a Financial Adbarker. Teaching… https://t.co/yvxUp3gplF
Me: " Odin, what are you doing?"
Odin: "Dad that goose we saw yesterday will never see me coming if I hide on the boat launch."
Me: "You're a master hunter indeed" https://t.co/EbVyCHJUJq
Odin Scorspuppy all decked out in his filming rig w/ an #Aukey#ActionCamera that we had to #modify to face out instead of down using his #harness & the #beltclip attachment & a couple… https://t.co/oYSn5T0syI
Me: "Odin!!! Why did you just try to roll in goose sh!+?"
Odin: "Dad we are on the hunt, to catch the prey we must smell like them; become one of the flock! #Undercover"
Me: "1st, did you just hashtag in a sentence? 2ndly you're not hunting anything this is a park!"
Odin:#Yolo
Odin: "Where do these sky raisins keep coming from?"
Me: "Do you mean flies?"
Odin: "Yes they fly, you know sky raisins, they are so hard to catch but are tasty protein filled snacks if you get them"
Me: "..."
Odin: "This one time I killed 7 with 1 blow"
Me: "Grimm tale!"