jess

usually too tired to give a damn.

[jess @TaintedGray]

@AshaRangappa_ @SouthwestAir That is so vastly different lmao. Let’s go Brandon is as much hate speech as calling trump the orange menace. What a reach. 🤣

[jess @TaintedGray]

@SpeakerPelosi Maybe stop pushing for bullshit irrelevant funding? You’re the reason this is held up.

[jess @TaintedGray]

Was having a horrible day when suddenly it got a tinge brighter when I happened upon @KaceyKadoodles’ instagram, cheering on a sloth swimming great lengths toward a lady sloth.

[jess @TaintedGray]

@Kleptomaniac @iZombieWriters @QuestionAnders @imrosemciver I thought this was real for a second omg

[jess @TaintedGray]

The puppy... was getting... bigger.

[jess @TaintedGray]

i don’t use Twitter much anymore but i heard iZombie might not be renewed for season 5 and that bummed me out. #RenewiZombie 💀🧠💀

[jess @TaintedGray]

My first and last secret santa experience involved me getting a used puzzle as a gift. 🙃

[jess @TaintedGray]

my luck is that I worked 8+ hours today and it was storming the whole time, then I got off and it stopped. can't even enjoy my fave weather😭

[jess @TaintedGray]

this life is just a place in my mind.

[jess @TaintedGray]

Hey twitter. Meet Cas. #puppy

[jess @TaintedGray]

@morty2239 listen man I'm a barista and complicated drinks are whatever. It's not rocket science it's part of the job. they're just being lazy fucks.

[jess @TaintedGray]

ughh 😩

[jess @TaintedGray]

miss my dog...

[jess @TaintedGray]

@neilhimself is so good to us.

[jess @TaintedGray]

ate a fortune cookie and cried bc i always used to share half of it with my dog. so yeah that's pretty much how i am lately.

[jess @TaintedGray]

i miss my dog so much. :/

[jess @TaintedGray]

I don't think people really understand just how much my dog means to me. She's literally the one consistent good thing that keeps me going.

[jess @TaintedGray]

hey @nbc I'm still bitter about you cancelling @NBCHannibal.

[Poison_Girl24/7☕ @morty2239]

Ask Congress to Outlaw Dog and Cat Meat in the U.S. - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/zeL8sAIY8n via @Change

[jess @TaintedGray]

@noniona I will personally fly over there and kick their asses.