Long📏live😇 the king👑☄️
Heed👂🔊 the call📞 and rise⏫️🙆 to the fight⚔️ 🤼✨️Arcadion✨️🤼Protected🛡 by his🤴👈 almighty💪 right✅️Hear👂 the people👥️ clamor👄🗯 calling📢 my🤴👈 name🏷✨️
Chattel❌️🆓️ so enamored😵💫💫, blind🙈 to their👥️ 🫵pain💥💥
what your main job in ffxiv says about you:
WAR: you are gay
DRK: you are gay
PLD: you are straight💔
GNB: you are gay & would be a deadbeat dad
AST: you are gay
SGE: you are gay & annoying
SCH: you are gay
WHM: you are gay & evil💔
MNK: you are gay
DRG: you are gay & insane
“go to hell” is basic. “i hope your group's scholar massively fucks up their spreadlo before a major mechanic” is smart. it’s possible. it constantly haunts me