Pinkertons a Punk

Hey, traveler. Wanna help a dragon out? NOTE: This is a PARODY ACCOUNT and is NOT OFFICIALLY affiliated with FR.

[Pinkertons a Punk @TakeCrimsStuff]

@FlamecallerFR @Crim_FR Trust a sister to double jinx her brother.

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@FlamecallerFR Remember the phrase "don't say it or it might happen?" That statement applies here.

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To Jingletail --- You're quite welcome, stop by anytime!

[Pinkertons a Punk @TakeCrimsStuff]

Congratulations on another year of awesomeness, @EarthshakerFR! Dragons across our lands love you!

[Pinkertons a Punk @TakeCrimsStuff]

@ShadowbinderFR @ArcanistFR @WindsingerFR Do YOU ship them, Oh Purple One?

[Pinkertons a Punk @TakeCrimsStuff]

@ArcanistFR @WindsingerFR Arent relationships between deities discouraged...?

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So, @ArcanistFR. Tell everyone: How do you feel about the @WindsingerFR beating you by literally a hair?

[Pinkertons a Punk @TakeCrimsStuff]

@Crim_FR Are you trying to roar? Because I near no sound coming out...

[Pinkertons a Punk @TakeCrimsStuff]

Attention all incoming clans: Keep your hard-earned items! You'll thank me later.

[Pinkertons a Punk @TakeCrimsStuff]

@Crim_FR YOU DONT CLEAN. YOU MAKE THE MESS.

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@SwippitySwooty @Crim_FR Damn. I was hoping for a vacation from the exhausting life that is cleaning after my sister.

[Pinkertons a Punk @TakeCrimsStuff]

@SwippitySwooty @Crim_FR ...You both scam people. Who am I to stand in the middle of two people who are obviously perfect for each other?

[Pinkertons a Punk @TakeCrimsStuff]

@LahmiaVampiress Hey, kid, want some free stuff?

[Pinkertons a Punk @TakeCrimsStuff]

@Crim_FR @SwippitySwooty BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Pinkertons a Punk @TakeCrimsStuff]

@Crim_FR Its the one day of the year that I actually succeed in making my home a better place. I can't lie, I'm rather excited, yes.

[Pinkertons a Punk @TakeCrimsStuff]

@Crim_FR They aren't wrong.

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@ShadowbinderFR @Crim_FR She'll deny her own brother sleep. Cleaning up after her is a constant job. Why are you surprised?

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@IronheartFR @Crim_FR Please don't encourage her. That just makes it more difficult for people to sell stuff for reasonable prices.

[Pinkertons a Punk @TakeCrimsStuff]

@Crim_FR More stuff to get rid of. For FREE!

[Pinkertons a Punk @TakeCrimsStuff]

@Crim_FR @ArcanistFR @ShadowbinderFR We share a hoard, genius, remember? At least I'm giving it away for free instead of "paying" for it.