Chocolate Fantasy

I'm just here to make myself laugh.

[Chocolate Fantasy @Takeyourgringa]

If you wear glasses just for fashion, you’re the worst kind of person

[Chocolate Fantasy @Takeyourgringa]

And I told her “If you believe in consent, then why do you play Pokémon?”

[Chocolate Fantasy @Takeyourgringa]

Hotdogs are American Spam

[Chocolate Fantasy @Takeyourgringa]

If Diddy was really about it, it woulda been a thousand containers of Crisco.

[Chocolate Fantasy @Takeyourgringa]

If you don’t like the texture of pecan pie, you’re weak.

[Chocolate Fantasy @Takeyourgringa]

Why does buttstuff make God mad?

[Chocolate Fantasy @Takeyourgringa]

Crodie is now a slur

[Chocolate Fantasy @Takeyourgringa]

Hear me out: Chinese dog shelter

[Chocolate Fantasy @Takeyourgringa]

I’ll never be angry if my son turns out to be gay. But I’ll be damned if I raise a bottom

[Chocolate Fantasy @Takeyourgringa]

“Sex work is real work too.” But when I bring a prostitute to my parents vow renewal I’m wrong.

[Chocolate Fantasy @Takeyourgringa]

I just listened to slut me out 2 by NLE… and I have never felt more seen

[Chocolate Fantasy @Takeyourgringa]

I love when the spit travels from the balls to the gooch. Luckily you’re a bad bitch, so lap it up like a pooch.

[Chocolate Fantasy @Takeyourgringa]

Poetry by CF:

Violets are blue, and this rose is red. Why settle for one, when I have 10 on my bed?

[Chocolate Fantasy @Takeyourgringa]

If you fuck a nun. You stole Gods bitch.

[Chocolate Fantasy @Takeyourgringa]

It's all fun and games until we #FreePalestine the American way. Then it's gunna be #SaveIsrael.

[Chocolate Fantasy @Takeyourgringa]

When a lesbian says "I want a woman that knows about cars." All I hear is "I want a woman that reminds me of my dad."

[Chocolate Fantasy @Takeyourgringa]

If R.Kelly werent in jail, Usher would've done same girl

[Chocolate Fantasy @Takeyourgringa]

Trauma makes the pussy taste good

[Chocolate Fantasy @Takeyourgringa]

I've been broke before, but I will never be broke enough to order Little Ceasars off Uber eats.

[Chocolate Fantasy @Takeyourgringa]

Bruce Wayne is a republican