Dr Ciaran Mulligan MP 🇬🇧🏴‍☠️🩺 🖤 📉

Peripatetic MP for Bexley & Batley. Could not be prouder to represent the people of wherever this is.

[Dr Ciaran Mulligan MP 🇬🇧🏴‍☠️🩺 🖤 📉 @TakingMulliganz]

The silent majority believe in our common sense policies. Their silence says more than audible support ever could.

[Dr Ciaran Mulligan MP 🇬🇧🏴‍☠️🩺 🖤 📉 @TakingMulliganz]

‘But Ciaran, what about the victims?’ I hear them cry. Well, crucially I don’t think there were any in this case were there? Certainly none that make for good campaigning.

[Dr Ciaran Mulligan MP 🇬🇧🏴‍☠️🩺 🖤 📉 @TakingMulliganz]

Odd thing to say in this line of work.

[Dr Kieran Mullan MP 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 @KieranMullanUK]

You couldn't make it up

[Dr Ciaran Mulligan MP 🇬🇧🏴‍☠️🩺 🖤 📉 @TakingMulliganz]

@KieranMullanUK Don’t stop there Kieran. Explain to him in detail exactly where he’s gone wrong in as many nested posts as it takes. Finish him off for good!

[Dr Ciaran Mulligan MP 🇬🇧🏴‍☠️🩺 🖤 📉 @TakingMulliganz]

Maybe you guys have different definitions of the word ‘ignoring’.

[Dr Ciaran Mulligan MP 🇬🇧🏴‍☠️🩺 🖤 📉 @TakingMulliganz]

Conservative policy was to make prisons so full there wouldn’t be any room for newly convicted paedophiles and rapists. We claim the moral high ground.

[Dr Kieran Mullan MP 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 @KieranMullanUK]

Culminating in a plan to let paedophiles and rapists out of prison early

[Dr Ciaran Mulligan MP 🇬🇧🏴‍☠️🩺 🖤 📉 @TakingMulliganz]

I was, of course, rooting for the NWA in the film ‘Hot Fuzz’.

[Dr Ciaran Mulligan MP 🇬🇧🏴‍☠️🩺 🖤 📉 @TakingMulliganz]

Another in my series titled ‘Retweeting Stuff I Don’t Understand but Hope is True.’

Tip: you’ve got to do this sort of thing - nobody is listening and you’re never going to get called out. It’s a free hit.

[Dr Ciaran Mulligan MP 🇬🇧🏴‍☠️🩺 🖤 📉 @TakingMulliganz]

Starmer resigns! Immediate general election now! Let’s get Nigel Farage into Number 10.

[Dr Ciaran Mulligan MP 🇬🇧🏴‍☠️🩺 🖤 📉 @TakingMulliganz]

Big news overnight! It’s the by-election everybody is talking about.

[Dr Ciaran Mulligan MP 🇬🇧🏴‍☠️🩺 🖤 📉 @TakingMulliganz]

Tip for the day:

Never fear ghoulishly making political mileage out of a situation even if your own party shoulders much of the blame for creating the problem.

[Dr Kieran Mullan MP 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 @KieranMullanUK]

More and more terrible cases will come to light of people being told their vile perpetrator is being let out early

[Dr Ciaran Mulligan MP 🇬🇧🏴‍☠️🩺 🖤 📉 @TakingMulliganz]

😢 Our old stomping ground.

[Owen Winter @OwenWntr]

Pretty big education split, as you might expect. Reform doing very well in wards with few graduates

[Dr Ciaran Mulligan MP 🇬🇧🏴‍☠️🩺 🖤 📉 @TakingMulliganz]

@Prosper_UK_ Underestimate this man at your peril. He has the neck strength of a hyena.

[Dr Ciaran Mulligan MP 🇬🇧🏴‍☠️🩺 🖤 📉 @TakingMulliganz]

Jesus. Starmer is so shit he’s even costing us votes now.

[Dr Ciaran Mulligan MP 🇬🇧🏴‍☠️🩺 🖤 📉 @TakingMulliganz]

He really was one in a million. Such on point references.

[Dr Ciaran Mulligan MP 🇬🇧🏴‍☠️🩺 🖤 📉 @TakingMulliganz]

Top notch shirking. No notes.

[Dr Kieran Mullan MP 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 @KieranMullanUK]

Lammy's mass release of thousands of rapists, paedophiles, perverts and seriously violent offenders is coming and they won't even commit to telling their victims

[Dr Ciaran Mulligan MP 🇬🇧🏴‍☠️🩺 🖤 📉 @TakingMulliganz]

Dammit. We seem to be running low on morons. What are we going to do if morons start making sensible decisions? Where are we getting our seats from?

[Dr Ciaran Mulligan MP 🇬🇧🏴‍☠️🩺 🖤 📉 @TakingMulliganz]

Lots of things for Labour to think about.

[Dr Ciaran Mulligan MP 🇬🇧🏴‍☠️🩺 🖤 📉 @TakingMulliganz]

Tweet like no one is watching or has a memory that stretches back longer than 24 hours.

[John McDonnell @johnmcdonnellMP]

My view is that the major political errors that have caused such problems for the party over the last 18 months have come about as a result of the group think of a small group of relatively inexperienced advisers surrounding Keir and Rachel Reeves .2/5

[Dr Ciaran Mulligan MP 🇬🇧🏴‍☠️🩺 🖤 📉 @TakingMulliganz]

This is what you need to be able to do in politics - just pivot and pretend like nothing happened. Chapeau! Dan.

[Daniel Hannan @DanielJHannan]

“They stayed a little back…”