‘taleeb

there’s only so much i could tell you about me in one line *ever evolving*

[‘taleeb @TaleebTheDark]

I am the ultimate test of ball knowledge.

If you love me, you know ball; if you know ball, you’re gonna love me.

[bolajoko @32R59]

5G Conspiracy theorists. Anti Vaxxers. Flat earthers. Ronaldo fans.

[‘taleeb @TaleebTheDark]

say na “and other strange activities” ded dawg

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

This man was suspended today by Abia State University.

Investigations so far have revealed that he has been involved in grade sorting and other strange activities. He charges as high as N1.5m to pass MBBS exam.

The Abia State Government has intensified its investigation and is reviewing results and mark sheets for all students in the Uni for the past 5 years.

Some graduates' results may be cancelled after this investigation.

This is the most thorough academic investigation at any Nigerian university so far.

[‘taleeb @TaleebTheDark]

animals are so stupid omg wdym a new mother could eat their own newborns?

[nico 🏁 @bombdiggy__]

I won’t laugh at Vini Jr though. He isn’t the first active footballer to go under domestic work. Cristiano has been refusing to smile since 2014 otherwise his botox and fillers will scatter

[‘taleeb @TaleebTheDark]

@oviomeze @drizzycypher @eugenius__ what are the aspects of football that ronaldo is better than messi at?

[‘taleeb @TaleebTheDark]

@theAmazingKVLR @ronaldnzimora what peter obi would do differently is not have his grandkids splurge unexplained wealth in our faces whilst most nigerians live in despair under his watch

[Ridwan Oke @RidwanuLlah]

If the Nigerian Police is actually serious about rooting out corruption in its ranks, all the four police officers who set up the illegal checkpoints to extort 53k from ICPC Chairman and other motorists using government issued rifles should be charged for armed robbery because that’s exactly what happened.

[Anuvrat @anuvrxtt]

@luckyyoda8 He’s just too good to be true lol. We really are not worthy.

[LEO MESSI FAN ZONE @LeoMessiFanZone]

🚨WORLD CUP GOLDEN BALL 2026! 😳👀

WhoScored Ratings
🇦🇷 Messi 8.82 (1st)
🇪🇸 Rodri 7.30 (32nd)

WhoScored MOTMs
🇦🇷 Messi 6 (1st)
🇪🇸 Rodri 0

Official MOTMs
🇦🇷 Messi 5 (1st)
🇪🇸 Rodri 1

FIFA Power Rankings:

Attacking
🇦🇷 Messi 8.28 (3rd)
🇪🇸 Rodri 4.35 (233rd)

Creativity
🇦🇷 Messi 8.21 (2nd)
🇪🇸 Rodri 5.92 (80th)

Leo Messi should have picked up a third Golden Ball award. But FIFA gifted this to Rodri! 😀🥶

[Paulbull @PaulSSYS]

This sport is heading in a VERY dark direction. “Best player” now just means best player of the team that won. Great wc by Rodri, not close to Messi who had one of if not the greatest tournament oat

[Laurie @LFCLaurie]

As great as Rodri has been, not giving the Golden Ball to a THIRTY-NINE year old with 12 G/A who singlehandedly dragged a woeful Argentina side to the final is a joke.

[Abiodun @bin_gbada]

The total value of everything permanently forfeited by Malami is 212.9 billion naira ($154.6 million)

Meanwhile,despite facing ongoing legal and financial forfeiture cases at the federal level, his political campaign remains active.

How does this not defy common sense?? What sort of nonsense country is this?

How can such country progress?

[‘taleeb @TaleebTheDark]

spotify’s auto play algorithm found me an old favourite. tory lanez can play like crazy fark

[lsé @elarionaa]

okay funs over
I need a Cole Palmer 20 goal season

[‘taleeb @TaleebTheDark]

mind you this same fucking guy also tops the goal scoring and assists charts btw..
at the age of 39 mind you is anyone else deeping this insanity?

[Actu Foot @ActuFoot_]

Meilleurs dribbleurs sur cette Coupe du monde 2026 :

🥇 Lionel Messi 🇦🇷 - 24
🥈 Lamine Yamal 🇪🇸 - 22

[‘taleeb @TaleebTheDark]

my enzo wow

[Fejiro Oliver @fejirooliver86]

Dear @PoliceNG you are mad, very mad

You are yet to charge David Umahi for the obvious death abi murder case of Mary Habila who died in his house since June 26, despite knowing his house and office in Nigeria, it’s me who you know lives outside the country you framed a charge sheet, charging me to court because @SecretsReporter @SecretsReports exposed the CBN Deputy Governor, Emem Usoro purchase of N4.1 billion home in US as ordinary banker and her adulterous lifestyle that is already in court.

You said I’m large knowing fully well I don’t reside in Nigeria. It will not be well with you and your family.

Emem Usoro who should be facing EFCC and ICPC prosecution for money laundering is who you are doing her bidding.

How did an ordinary ED get billions and moved the money in dollars through the banking system that she’s part of, PAID CASH for the two houses and other ones yet untold?

Go and charge Umahi for homicide and leave SecretsReporters, our senior investigative reporter Stanley Ugagbe and myself alone. We will keep doing our work and a million charge sheet won’t change that.

You should be ashamed of yourself for always being a tool for corrupt Nigerian

@TunjiDisu1 @PoliceNG_CRU

[Heinox @heinox64428]

Former Navy SEAL Chadd Wright on Nigerian Special Forces.

[mae🤍🎀. @VoldermortsBabe]

How do people just know road, cause wdym you know road from lagos to Jigawa???

[‘taleeb @TaleebTheDark]

ronaldo fans only exist because god cares about diversity. or else i don’t see what their contributions to this life is if they are unable to decide correctly who the best ever footballer is despite the overwhelming and indisputable evidences pointing to messi.

[Ayo Mii De III @trinity_ayomide]

@E_Mbuyazi @Jesunferanmi @Wizarab10 Baba your goat na system player jare