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Wanted to wish a happy birthday to Kelsie! 🎈She's the coolest and Trapper likes her too so she passes the test. 👍 love ya kels! Happy 19th!

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#NewProfilePic

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Kanye West helped me set up my direct deposit.

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I think I just experienced a religious awakening while listening to Desert Rose by Sting.

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Doing an impression of driftwood

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Tweet tweet I’m back

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If I wrote a cook book containing egg-based recipes, I would title it “Yolklore”.

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The Airwick Chronicles starring a middle-aged Freddie Highmore

[Greg Sestero @gregsestero]

Jacksonville, FL on June 6th @sunraycine #BestFriendsMovie

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@cmsarvis Naturally.

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Would you use your left or right hand to rip off your left leg?

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@kelsconroy Is it?

[Samantha Bee @realsambee]

Sam addresses the controversy from last week's show.

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@LafawnduhJ

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I guess everything comes full circle. https://t.co/JyGO1KVbxQ

[Fidel Cashflow @LafawnduhJ]

All y’all that used to laugh at me now wanna be me

[soju boy @_bacongod_]

straight white people asking where their heterosexual pride day at when they know damn well old navy's fourth of july sale coming up

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@cmsarvis @GhostParachute I really enjoyed this!

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I just saw someone wearing a bicycle seat cover as an ascot cap and I don’t know whether to correct them or congratulate them for being so progressive.