Tales From the Bus

[Tales From the Bus @TalesFromLABus]

Who’s coming to celebrate my ten years in storytelling with me on Saturday, July 20? 😻

https://t.co/zQqBI5UBDC

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Studying machine translation… I thought Fuzzy Matching was a dating site to meet Rodent Men…🐹

[Tales From the Bus @TalesFromLABus]

Life is full of paradoxes. I had to create an Only Fans account to afford an air conditioner…

[Tales From the Bus @TalesFromLABus]

Met Gala sounds like something Salvador Dali would have said when asked what he was up to in 1929. 😝

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It’s pretty special when your birthplace gets featured in a song! ❤️

https://t.co/f7gODF4h6d

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I am not sure what kind of portmanteau name people will come up with for Taylor Swift and her new bf, but I think their initials together work perfectly for a new acronym describing too much unneeded info - TSTK (Too Sensational To Know).

[RISK! @RISKshow]

Are you coming to our Oct 18th RISK! live true storytelling show in LA at @thehotelcafe ? Get tickets and info now at https://t.co/mztC2jnNpC.

You can also watch the livestream of the show from anywhere in the world! Hope to see you there!

[Tales From the Bus @TalesFromLABus]

@ThomasWalsh1 @Postvox @VodafoneIreland What the hell, @Postvox! This is asking for legal action.

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It’s really sweet when the man who usually talks loudly on the bus, annoying you and other passengers, holds the bus for you when you are a bit late. What a nice way to change your opinion about someone. 😻

[Tales From the Bus @TalesFromLABus]

- Driver, can I ask you a question?
- Sure.
- Are you happy with your life?
- Jeez, that’s not a question I was expecting to hear. If you are a missionary, I am an atheist. Don’t need any sermon…
- Nah, I’m just a drunk…🤣

[Tales From the Bus @TalesFromLABus]

- What’s the coolest thing to do in LA today?
- To take a bus, because there’s AC! 😅

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It’s a bit tricky making Russia participate in another Olympics with that ROC acronym as a name. Some might think it means Russia owns China 😜.

[50WS @50wordstories]

KATYA DUFT: Compliment or Condiment? https://t.co/3g76YoGRbC

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My new 50-word story has been posted on FiftyWordStories. Please enjoy, like, and comment on the website! 😻

https://t.co/jwv0lc5uS7

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@GDunzweiler @Mathilde_Leo Thank you, Glen! Hi, Mathilde! Happy Thanksgiving!

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@DukeSpecial Hope you recover really soon!

[Tales From the Bus @TalesFromLABus]

-Driver, why is the bus almost empty? Is it stinky?
-No, but I can give you a stink eye…

[Tales From the Bus @TalesFromLABus]

-Driver, is the bus free?
-Yes.
-Awesome! How often does this line run?
-About once an hour.
-Hell no. You gotta pay me for me sitting at the bus stop an hour.
-Hm. How about showing up in time for the bus? 🤣

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-Driver, is the bus free?
-Yes.
-Great, can I remove the mask to eat in the back?
-You cannot eat or remove the mask on the bus.
-But my lunch will get cold... Like your heart...
-I have no heart... For people like you.

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#disinfectaTVshow Better Call Lysol