Talia Parand

if i can't take my dog i'm not going

[Talia Parand @TaliaParand]

i think garlic might be my favorite food

[Silverada’s 44th biggest fan @WGTD_Tracer]

WELL SHE WAS BORN IN THE MORNING, LATE OCTOBER SAN ANTONE
AW SHE IS EVERY GIRL IVE EVER KNOW

[- @internetkendra]

We need a slur for people wearing Apple Watches

[M 🍓 @babyariees]

I am a slut for potatoes in every variation and that won’t ever change

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

why drive 5 minutes for food when i can order doordash for $80

[Ruiz @unknownxruiz_]

Just me and my “low tire” ⚠️ against the world.

[M 🍓 @babyariees]

my favorite thing to do is go home and lay down.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

There is nothing silly about a goose.

[charlie @chunkbardey]

you expect me to get work done ?? in these conditions?? in this world?? where my socks feel weird???

[Sok-It @javasok]

No more emails. If you need to reach me you need to bring me a coffee and lure me to you, like bringing a duck bread at the pond

[✨ Kitten Heels & Capris ✨ @Glamazon1026]

Fake boy bands on cartoons have the best songs

[trash jones @jzux]

no offense to plates but literally any food is better in a bowl

[chad @badboychadhoy]

sleep is for the weak? then I guess i’m a little baby bro. yeah I guess i’m a little sleepy little guy. a little snoozer. I guess i’m a little goo goo ga ga ass bitch then dude

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

I’m soooo close to responding to my texts I can feel it. Like if I haven’t replied in weeks I bet I’m going to soooo soon I’m positive

[Talia Parand @TaliaParand]

@itsmontyj @daniellekrippes