Sharon Bebop

I teach verbal de-escalation and do nerd shit!

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@Tim_Sheckler @BryceBebop

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I'd never been to a drag show, but this one seemed like a good one to start with.

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@shaun_vids Synecdoche?

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Not sure how they know, but my neighbors must wait until I load Zoom to start doing yard work.

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TIL people really line up to get into the Goodwill the minute it opens.

Not me, though. I wait in my car like a respectable person.

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I feel like I'd bake more if I liked things made of egg whites half as much as I like the things made of egg yolks. Like, lemon curd? Delicious. Meringue? Disgusting.

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Not the same thing at all. My disappointment is immeasurable.

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Velka noticed that I was not carrying a bag of dog poop, per the sign's instructions, and decided to help me out with that.

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Dipping a peanut butter and jelly sandwich into homemade whipped cream is the best idea I've ever had. I feel like a Real Man of Genius.

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I've taken up yoga because it's exercise I can do while sitting down.

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Much better.

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You'd think this can't possibly be comfortable, and you'd be right.

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Are romcoms getting better, or have I just aged into the target audience?

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Shout out to the karaoke bros who get HYPE for every one of their bro's songs. It's charming and delightful.

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"Shelf-stable half-n-half" indeed.

I'm not checking the expiration date because I'm a coward. I'm drinking it anyway because I'm am idiot. If you don't hear from me, you have my permission to be smug about my death.

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I have discovered tie-dye tutorials. They are oddly inspiring.

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Did I just start a knitting chart at the top even though no knitting chart has ever been written like that, and then proceed to knit 5 rows before noticing, so now I have to pull all that out one stitch at a time so I can start over?

Maybe. Maybe not. No way to know.

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@biggestjoel Some folks haven't internalized that 100% accuracy isn't interesting or even necessary the vast majority of the time. I blame gen x parents & teachers saying "I don't know, CAN you?" and then smugging at each other like jerks.

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Not sure how the producers of This is Cake on @netflix managed to find real things that look fake as hell, but it's enthralling.

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@nathanwpyle Similarly, coordinate.