David Harper 🤠

Making Music on the Internet!

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I'm so full. #SuperBowl

[David Harper 🤠 @TalkingLM]

Stacy's Pita Chips are like the beef jerky of bread.

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Chipotle gave me diarrhea.

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Polo is horse hockey

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Anyone can say the word diarrhea and get a chuckle out of me.

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I know that I must do what's right
Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti

[David Harper 🤠 @TalkingLM]

Dumb people are often loud.

[David Harper 🤠 @TalkingLM]

Double Stuf Oreos are absolutely delicious.

[David Harper 🤠 @TalkingLM]

Listening to aggressive metal at low volume.

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Acceptable potato chip flavors:

Sea salt

Sea salt and vinegar

The end

[David Harper 🤠 @TalkingLM]

Walgreens is Popeyes
CVS is KFC
Rite Aid is Church's Chicken

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My Panda Express order: Sugar chicken with greasy noodles.

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Why are volume sliders so small?

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When someone tells you that they do a good Chewbacca voice... believe them.

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Find someone who loves you as much as Rowdy Gaines loves swimming. #Tokyo2020

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I like the fact that the 90's techno-thriller "Virtuosity" was kind enough to include the 90's band Live in its soundtrack.

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I love turkey sandwiches.

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@Thatvoodoobitch 👍

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@JasonMarsalis @YouTube I love that track! 👍