Pots Can Talk

"I want you to know that we have feelings too," said the dish rack as a weeks worth of dirty pots and pans were cleaned and set on her to dry.

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A design for the @Fortnite sprite contest. A Fusion Sprite #DesignASprite

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Whenever I read articles like this quoting ⁦@elonmusk⁩ I always am expecting to see a footnote to ⁦@raykurzweil⁩. #ai #spiritualmachines #potsarepeopletoo https://t.co/IoLFIoLE0f

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Random thoughts from the pot, are the fade to black chapter transitions Kvothe’s or @PatrickRothfuss. If someone else’s story were being recounted would it flow different? #thewisemansfear

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Hearing Kvothe describe a good cloak is like hearing an infantryman describe a good woobie (aka poncho liner) @PatrickRothfuss #thenameofthewind #gruntstyle

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@HomeTekIoT @midaswireless @iHaveNoFriends @noonelikesme

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Winners will be announced on March 31st, 2022!!!

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It was a dark and stormy night and cloudy was the weather. I chanced to meet an old pot, clad all in copper. Clad all in copper with a lid upon its head. How do you do, how do you do, and how do you do again.#MyTwitterAnniversary #allclad

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Why is it always the pot calling the kettle black? Don’t fall for stereotypes, sometimes that snooty B is calling me names too!
#talkingpots

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You know, being locked in all winter meant I really got some good deep interior scrubbing done. #selfcare #covidlove

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Rusty and Old, Rusty and Old. Ah how I wish to be rusty and old.
#potscantalk

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@Tesla I like palindromes, so mine is called racecar

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Someone told me I had a potty mouth.....yeah, what were you expecting? I’m a freaking pot.
#talkingpots #pottalk #anthropomorphism

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@PotsandPans Say it with me slowly now, “effortless food release”....ahhh #feelssogood

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@PotsandPans That’s the sheet!

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I just did a salt rinse on my bottom...beats toilet paper. #nopaper

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@asa Love my bellroy https://t.co/szBsmNCp2y

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I dreamt of a shirt that says “I’d rather be soaking in the sink” but then I realized they don’t make shirts for my body type. #shirtbias #potlife

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I worked all day, was scraped, prodded and boiled over. Now I sir discarded on the counter, alone, forgotten, sticky #potlife #potscantalk