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We Irish ignore anything we can't drink or punch.

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I miss him so badly it hurts.

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I love Jimmy to death... but he can be such a pig.

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Guess who's in love? Uh-huh. That's right. ME. Let's celebrate!

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I wonder what would happen if I told him what I was feeling?

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I don't think I'd be so afraid of Jimmy if it weren't for my brothers. It's hard to be raised by them and still learn how to be a girlfriend

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Oh my god. I'm slightly drunk, and I think I'm in love with Jimmy.

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I think I just had a fit. Why do I always get stuck with the worst possible jobs? Do I not work in Hooters? EXPLOITATION, not actual LABOUR!

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I don't like waking up.

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I drink because the liver is evil and must be punished.

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What a disgusting, horrible feeling.

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I need to get really fucked up, really soon. But... first I need some money.

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And we find ourselves in the same old mess singing drunken lullabies.

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You can't stop the beat!

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Like vines, we intertwined.

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Everything's so green...

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Is there any way I could borrow a pistol from someone? I need to blow my sorry brains out now.

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I hate plastic cups.

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Just woke up. Ugh... Hangggggover.

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Yep. Sleep. Where's Banjora? Probably already asleep under the sheets... Well, goodnight!

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NICE! All set up. I should probably go to bed soon though, especially since I can't figure out how to make it work on my bloody phone.