The Giant Goof

Just your average 6ft5 white guy. Studying hard at Bham Uni and loving boozing. Raving not behaving. Young and hung.

[The Giant Goof @TallGoof]

@sam_markey you have big flappy fish lips / crap back muscles and terrible posture #hunchbackofsellyoak #pullyourtrousersup #goofsincharge

[The Giant Goof @TallGoof]

@sam_markey Just in case you forgot, you are really ugly... like hideously so. Also I'm taller than you #tall

[The Giant Goof @TallGoof]

Taking up smoking during exam period to look fucking cool and edgy on those library steps. Can't handle the stress!!! #puffpuff #pumpers

[The Giant Goof @TallGoof]

Been doing my measurements around campus today, could definitely turn uni centre into a field to act as a petting zoo. #stroke #rabbits #pig

[The Giant Goof @TallGoof]

£1 vks, guaranteed powernecking of fit birds at fab and the implantation of wild cats onto campus. Goof for uni president. #tallvotes #silly

[The Giant Goof @TallGoof]

I do want my followers to know Ben obviously isn't my only Idol. There is always a space in my heart for Daisy the cow! #CowsAreFun #Cows

[The Giant Goof @TallGoof]

Just met my idol in London, I wish I was as tall as him. #BigBen #Tall #Talldreams #IfIhadOneWish

[The Giant Goof @TallGoof]

15 days til Xmas and praying that I get everything on my list this year: #cow #flares #newblueshoes #tigerposter #choclatecow #smalltshirts

[The Giant Goof @TallGoof]

To the boy in mechu last night who said do you like to party hard, you know with the white stuff. Your a fucking pumper #gooftoldyou

[The Giant Goof @TallGoof]

Just met Gareth bale and he likened me to petr cech, nice not to be called nicolas bendtner for once, cheers gaz! #bale #bff #cleansheets

[The Giant Goof @TallGoof]

Whats happening? WHATS HAPPENING!!!! I'm going to drink all the MD and snort all the vodka tonight that's whats happening! #bishbashbosh

[The Giant Goof @TallGoof]

@theding9 at the vale shagging all the beer and drinking all the women as per , I'm the fucking boss and your a puss #vale #truefacts #fresh

[The Giant Goof @TallGoof]

@theding9 Can't wait to slay all the puss in fab tomorrow, find me around 2,30, I'll be at the bar surrounded by bitches #sherriffschwef

[The Giant Goof @TallGoof]

@Big_Bad_Boff not bad boff not bad, found this today for you though mate, call it an early birthday present #caution

[The Giant Goof @TallGoof]

@Big_Bad_Boff I've been running the show in my flares as per usual, bought this sick T today though! Thoughts?

[The Giant Goof @TallGoof]

@Big_Bad_Boff you're really living up to that nickname pumpkin #tommytenbellies #round

[The Giant Goof @TallGoof]

@Big_Bad_Boff what's it been today then Goblin? More Lincolnshire sausage rolls than wanks or the other way round? #morefingersthanfucks

[The Giant Goof @TallGoof]

@tommyvooght @J_Hearn @danieljbwood @jknowlesy @SJDBennett banged my head so many fucking times in that house as well! #tall #ouch

[Tom Vooght @tommyvooght]

@TallGoof @J_Hearn @danieljbwood @jknowlesy @SJDBennett The final episode of 25 Alton friends

[England Rugby @EnglandRugby]

England U20 captain @jackclifford93 is looking forward to coming up against former @CobhamRFC teammate @tom_blissy http://t.co/he98Ww7n1i