Tall Man Short Hair

Lover of liberty. Conservative. I leap tall snark in a single bound. I'm taller than average, my hair is shorter than average & my wife is smarter than average

[Tall Man Short Hair @TallManShort]

@RAVerBruggen @TPCarney If the @WashingtonPost were around in the day, I'd truly expect this story:

"President Lincoln today viciously created an unsightly stain on the floor of his private box at Ford Theater in response to a mostly peaceful act of protest by popular actor & humanitarian, John Booth."

[Rita Panahi @RitaPanahi]

Who did this?

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Democrats Demand Republicans Pay Them Reparations For Freeing Their Slaves https://t.co/KbdfePDMMu

[Tall Man Short Hair @TallManShort]

Some laughs for your Saturday night
https://t.co/D4xZwzgmMu

[Doug Powers @ThePowersThatBe]

Hey, @CNN, could you please do a report about how this mess could hurt Avenatti's presidential hopes? https://t.co/lWXsB7uWLX

[Tall Man Short Hair @TallManShort]

Hundreds of thousands died to overcome this. That's the real strength of America.

[The Hill @thehill]

.@SenWarren: “On this Juneteenth we must take the time to recognize the shameful parts of our history.”

[Tall Man Short Hair @TallManShort]

@thehill @SenWarren I prefer to take this occasion to recognize the amazing bravery and commitment we have demonstrated as a people dedicated to freedom and willing to fight to provide freedom.

[Daniel Ritchie @DanielRitchie]

37 years ago, a delivery room doctor held my armless, lifeless body and asked my dad, "Do you want us to let him go?"

My dad's bold reply - "Do whatever it takes to bring him back.

37 years later, this armless life is preaching Christ across the country - all b/c of a bold dad.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

In Honor Of Pride Month, Biden Announces He Will Also Sniff Men's Hair https://t.co/GGKkSAhGlc

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Woke Public School Hangs Up Inspirational ‘You Can’t Do It!’ Poster For Black Students https://t.co/DGSWFVmyxS

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

Brian Stelter: I'm a content machine for Fox

Also Brian Stelter: Here I am on my own show, being interviewed about Fox News, about my book which I spent months writing about Fox News based on my Sunday show which talks mostly about Fox News

[Tall Man Short Hair @TallManShort]

@JohnFugelsang @JennaEllisEsq Guy who says Jesus thinks shedding innocent blood is totally cool as long as it's a mother paying someone to slaughter her unborn child, says you can't be a real Christian if you don't support big government even tho Jesus never once told his followers how to vote.

#DeathCult

[Harmeet K. Dhillon @HarmeetKDhillon]

Who fears an audit? Thieves and embezzlers.

[Tall Man Short Hair @TallManShort]

We asked Jena, "When a corrupt government official tries to cover up their corruption, what might it look like?"

[Jena Griswold @JenaGriswold]

My office just issued rules prohibiting sham election audits in the State of Colorado. We will not risk the state’s election security nor perpetuate The Big Lie. Fraudits have no place in Colorado.

https://t.co/PFLCjJJmZg

[Laura W. @BumpstockBarbie]

“I’m Catholic and I’m openly mocking church doctrine and daring them to do something about it.”

[brink @brinkofill]

Eighteen weeks sober today.

[Sassy Ass Cindy @CindyKendrick11]

😂😂😂😂😂

[Tall Man Short Hair @TallManShort]

@StDruther I personally find it amazing that anyone would want to watch a so-called news channel that rehires a public masturbator.

But I'll never try to rob you of that experience.

[Tall Man Short Hair @TallManShort]

What is it with leftists and their complete inability to navigate a world with competing ideas and ignorance of how a TV remote works?

[Tall Man Short Hair @TallManShort]

@StDruther Your tweet was literally, "I don't like Fox News, and rather than just not watch it, I tried to make sure that none of Dish's millions of subscribers could watch it on their platform. Dish wouldn't comply, so I cancelled my subscription."

Scratch a leftist, find a fascist.