Tally Betch

I'm a betch, shut up.

[Tally Betch @TallyBetch]

Whoops! Sorry y'all, I've been out of the game. A question just came to me...can somebody please tell me how the fuck old is @BADASSSTOS?!

[Tally Betch @TallyBetch]

@bausss @tallydouche @jill_fred @badassstos which brings me to my previous point...you're HOW old, @BADASSSTOS

[Tally Betch @TallyBetch]

Hump day hump? @TallyDouche #gettinit

[Tally Betch @TallyBetch]

You guys are boring #gettinit

[Tally Betch @TallyBetch]

@TallyDouche are you not following his footsteps though? #exactly #nothinghedoesisarealjob

[Tally Betch @TallyBetch]

@TallyDouche quit living in Bryan Schwartz's shadow. #moveon #loser

[Tally Betch @TallyBetch]

@TallyDouche it's cute that you still associate yourself with your fraternity as if you were still a student. Aren't you like 37?

[Tally Betch @TallyBetch]

I heard @TallyDouche is gay and just uses this douchey facade as a cover up
#truth

[Tally Betch @TallyBetch]

@etteilujasset amen sister!

[CΛΜΟ @DJCamoFLA]

Sea levels aren't rising due to global warming. They are rising due to the increase in obesity. The continents are actually sinking...

[Tally Betch @TallyBetch]

@BrookeEnglert you're a fucking idiot

[Tally Betch @TallyBetch]

.@TallyDouche @sororityproblem I prefer a hotdog without the bun ;-)

[Tally Betch @TallyBetch]

.@TallyDouche trick question....a girl is not capable of multiple orgasms with a pike. #tfco

[Tally Betch @TallyBetch]

Poolside betchesssss

[Tally Betch @TallyBetch]

I'll get my friends, you get your friends, and we can be friends @TallyDouche #gettinit

[Tally Betch @TallyBetch]

"I keep getting older, but the girls stay 18" said 40 year old @BADASSSTOS and his mentor 58 year old Bryan Schwartz

[The Peoples Champ @TheRockSays_9]

Spring weekend is like icy/hot... My hot bod on the beach, my icy cold snow all over the mirrors

[Tally Betch @TallyBetch]

@TallyDouche down

[Tally Betch @TallyBetch]

Actually....no, I don't want to go to breakfast with you. Or lunch tomorrow...get the fuck out of my bed so I can masturbate.

[Tally Betch @TallyBetch]

You must be a noob if u don't have mouth wash in your bathroom. What the hell is a betch to do when she wakes up in ur room w no toothbrush?