Thomas Altimont

Abilene Christian University alum. I like golf. Former thrower of baseballs.

[Thomas Altimont @TAltimont]

@TheLandoShow Followed by Dez and Rece clowning on him for his GF’s pet monkey 😂😂

[No Laying Up @NoLayingUp]

Have watched this 5 times today. It's better on each watch.

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

THE TEXAS RANGERS ARE WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

[Thomas Altimont @TAltimont]

@NoLayingUp DJ borrowing Smalls’s hat for the day was a bold choice

[Thomas Altimont @TAltimont]

@SportsSturm @corbydavidson - On the PGA Tour’s continued failure to build a proper schedule https://t.co/iUJgpRHISb #friedegg

[Thomas Altimont @TAltimont]

@SportsSturm Babymetal must not be a Stars fan

[Thomas Altimont @TAltimont]

@wyshynski The worst. Just run it back for 5 more of 3 on 3.

[Jake Weaver @MidwestGolfJake]

Dustin Johnson, National Treasure

[Thomas Altimont @TAltimont]

Bump

[Bob Sturm @SportsSturm]

This is the best game.

[Thomas Altimont @TAltimont]

@g_hale8 Throwing routine starts today! What time we long tossing!? Is that still something people do?

[Thomas Altimont @TAltimont]

@NotJackKemp Is this supposed to make us feel better about Pollard only having 6 touches?

[Saad Yousuf @SaadYousuf126]

So this was a penalty *on* Miro Heiskanen, apparently

[Netflix Tudum @NetflixTudum]

the absolute best food scene in a movie. go.

[Jon Machota @jonmachota]

Aaiden Diggs: “Today, I want to give thanks to all the quarterbacks that throw my dad the football.”

(Video: @NFLonCBS)

[Thomas Altimont @TAltimont]

@badkaratemovie @corbydavidson @SportsSturm @TheHardline3to7 I know tomorrow is Cowboys Monday, but if @TalorGooch hangs on to win in Sea Island we may have to audible to a wall to wall recap of the RSM Classic #WheresTheGooch

[Dimitri Filipovic @DimFilipovic]

this goal was cool

but make me NHL commissioner and i'll immediately allow water bottles to get popped all the way to outer space on shots like this

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[Thomas Altimont @TAltimont]

@gordonkeith @NotJackKemp no idea if this is real or fake, but I think it warrants some investigative reporting… also, I’m insane now

[Tom Campbell @thomasgcampbell]

I'm hearing a repot from a credible source that Texas Longhorns Special Teams Coach Jeff Banks' monkey allegedly attacked and seriously hurt a young Trick-or-Treater last night on Halloween.

The monkey's jaws apparently had to be pried off the small child.

[Thomas Altimont @TAltimont]

@SportsSturm This is a great example that it is probably time to do away with the kickoff all together