Tal “DALLAS Dallas” Boy

Dallas Native, Master of Finance, Beer Lover, Scottie Scheffler Meat Rider #WPS

[Tal “DALLAS Dallas” Boy @TalZombieSlayer]

Played every single course or been to each one of these events myself, I don’t take no handouts, I’m not a democrat. And yes, that is 2 hole in ones and one albatross !#explode #thanksdad #sangmoonbae

[Arthur “Artie” Winthrop IV @PeterMillar1922]

@TalZombieSlayer Let’s see that putter cover collection

[Josh Pate @JoshPateCFB]

Edge still goes to Arkansas fans

[Tal “DALLAS Dallas” Boy @TalZombieSlayer]

@paint_onwood @thefakecrenshaw little Broomsedge action here

[Tal “DALLAS Dallas” Boy @TalZombieSlayer]

Had a woman I haven’t talked to in over a year, now has a bf, and lives 9 hours away, call me twice last night late and then sent me a voice message on snap asking my why I changed my number and then called me a faggot #watdatmean

[Tal “DALLAS Dallas” Boy @TalZombieSlayer]

@velvetmilkman0 @annoyingastros It’s old bay. Pretty sure that’s Hudson House

[Tal “DALLAS Dallas” Boy @TalZombieSlayer]

Big Yahu the sun up and moving

[Tal “DALLAS Dallas” Boy @TalZombieSlayer]

@wetfarts69 getting ACTIVE

[Tal “DALLAS Dallas” Boy @TalZombieSlayer]

White glove koozie treatment for the beer #class

[Tal “DALLAS Dallas” Boy @TalZombieSlayer]

Can anyone tell me the difference between these two?? #cornball #shutdowntheblockparty

[Tal “DALLAS Dallas” Boy @TalZombieSlayer]

Tough day at the office picking apart Harbour Town (yes I shot the 68) getting ready for next years #RBCHaritage #scratch

[Tal “DALLAS Dallas” Boy @TalZombieSlayer]

Sometimes you gotta mix in a muni to really appreciate the good ones #genpop

[Tal “DALLAS Dallas” Boy @TalZombieSlayer]

Not even the Big Yahu can stop this whiteboy #WBS

[Tal “DALLAS Dallas” Boy @TalZombieSlayer]

@Garbear11609092 Purdue is a yankee school…?

[Tal “DALLAS Dallas” Boy @TalZombieSlayer]

Cornball in the “Egg Salad” hat sitting behind 16 tee is pissing me off #nuke

[Tal “DALLAS Dallas” Boy @TalZombieSlayer]

The very first drop of tickets for the LA 2028 Olympics and golf is already sold out holy fuck #shrinkthegame #shrink

[Tal “DALLAS Dallas” Boy @TalZombieSlayer]

@George__Crump Huge stuff

[Tal “DALLAS Dallas” Boy @TalZombieSlayer]

Couldn’t move the letter around a bit better ? @RapeCod

[Tal “DALLAS Dallas” Boy @TalZombieSlayer]

White boy summer off to a hot start ! #wbs

[Tal “DALLAS Dallas” Boy @TalZombieSlayer]

Just glad he’s not driving away ! #fore

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Tiger Woods announced he's stepping away to seek treatment and focus on his health.

[Tal “DALLAS Dallas” Boy @TalZombieSlayer]

There is nothing shittier than hearing your team is the most picked and talked about upset in March but nothing is worse or unlucky than everyone picking them to go on a run as an underdog.

[Tal “DALLAS Dallas” Boy @TalZombieSlayer]

Left work early to play 18