Tammingtons

Drinker of tea, pourer of rum, cooker of food, watcher of movies, archive of comic knowledge, creator of things, speaker of puns, player of games.

[Tammingtons @Tammingtons]

@Vitt2tsnoc The Police are opening for The Who?!

[Pseudonym Jones NLM @pseudonymjones]

having a difficult time with my current project, so I decided to take a break and draw this Leadership thing a boss showed me once

[MatPat @MatPatGT]

Breathe.

You're not going to master the rest of your life in just one day. And you know what? That's okay.

Relax. Just focus on today.

[Tammingtons @Tammingtons]

@Vitt2tsnoc I have no words dude. You're the best. XxX

[Tammingtons @Tammingtons]

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[Tammingtons @Tammingtons]

7 hours 30 minutes into day 2 of my injury free week I have a bruise on my hand from a flying battery out of the smoke alarm #clumsylife

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23 hours 45 minutes into day 1 of my accident free week goal and I inhale toothpaste, choke and now my lungs are minty fresh #clumsylife

[Vittoria @vitt2tsnoc]

This has been a horrible week for women. A write off. Let's make next week a kinder, more supportive week. #Weinstein #DarkStates

[Tammingtons @Tammingtons]

"do you think I can fit in that box?"
#conversationswithoutcontext

[Vittoria @vitt2tsnoc]

I can't believe we still have to share this but in the wake of the Weinstein abuse, a reminder re victim shaming, for both men and women.

[Tammingtons @Tammingtons]

Yesterday I burnt my thumb, today I cut my hand opening a BBQ sauce bottle. My goal for this coming week is to avoid all injuries. #goals

[Tammingtons @Tammingtons]

Can't tell if I'm too lazy to cook or genuinely not hungry... #questionofthenight

[Tammingtons @Tammingtons]

Best marketing ever. 'cheap tobacco isn't enough, tape some vodka to it!' #marketing

[Tammingtons @Tammingtons]

Last day of holiday is for drinking all the booze you've been rationing, right?

[Tammingtons @Tammingtons]

In other news, €3 lemon eucalyptus bug repellant is outweighed by one bottle of Spanish rum - one million bloodsuckers agree

[Tammingtons @Tammingtons]

Spent €40 on perfume at the airport. Currently rocking the €3 lemon eucalyptus scent thanks to being a tasty morsel for all bugs ever

[Tammingtons @Tammingtons]

Drove for an hour and half with no air con in UK summer heat and my kindereggs melted. #victimofsummer