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[SMB Attorney @SMB_Attorney]

Your lawyers have an away message up and are on holiday until September.

Our lawyers work so hard we have 45% clinical depression.

Trust me, you don’t want this fight.

[Tangerine @TangerineFade]

@charliebcurran @FreddyLA7 @JJWatt You should make a video of how this would have unfolded if they had been in California…

[YIMBYLAND @YIMBYLAND]

This straight up gave me the chills.
God, I love this country.

[Tangerine @TangerineFade]

@ShawnAmFirst Jealous of that tan!

[Tangerine @TangerineFade]

@typesfast @PlatinumFlicker Seriously, if you can get your phone to let you in the elevator, you’re much smarter than I am. I give up.

[Jimmy Failla @jimmyfailla]

San Francisco is banning outdoor smoking because the LAST thing people wanna do is smell a disgusting cigarette while they’re pooping on the sidewalk.

[Tangerine @TangerineFade]

@SteveGuest @scttfrnks Literally saying “hey everybody, stay quiet and lie about what we actually plan to do until it’s too late to stop us”

[Tangerine @TangerineFade]

@DarwinChar71342 @JTLonsdale All they are trying to do is stop that 2%. The right has its own 2% problem who needs to be stopped. But that’s not Elon or Joe. The problem with the Left’s 2% is everyone’s scared to challenge them and get called “Nazi” b/c they are way scarier and the true acolytes of fascism.

[Tangerine @TangerineFade]

@DavidSacks Meanwhile, AOC and Bernie say, “woah, woah we’d better stop everything until ‘we’ understand this.” How long that might take? Just shut the country down and merge with China I guess?

[Tangerine @TangerineFade]

@elonmusk I don’t say this lightly, but the Lauterbrunnen Valley makes Yosemite look like a little ditch

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

I knew I'd get too old to recognize new celebrities but I did not expect to get too old to recognize what celebrities are famous for. every day I go "is that a new singer" and then a person born in 2007 goes "ew no they're a peeble streamer on doop" as I inch closer to the grave

[Tangerine @TangerineFade]

@AngryCitizenxx Great job man! Proud of you! Strength looks different every day.

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

Me to Claude: "Make no errors. DO NOT HALLUCINATE. YOU ARE AN EXPERT SOFTWARE ENGINEER "

[Marc Andreessen 🇺🇸 @pmarca]

I have never been so bullish on the United States of America.

[Tangerine @TangerineFade]

@shaunmmaguire It’s hard to imagine what they are rooting FOR exactly. For a regime to keep killing its people and death to America?

[Tangerine @TangerineFade]

@benappel Great column. Glad to see you reaching such a large audience with this message

[CBS Sports College Basketball 🏀 @CBSSportsCBB]

“Being able to see him live out what we both wanted to do has been — one of the coolest — if not the coolest experience in my life.” 🗣️ Nebraska grad assistant Charlie Hoiberg on his brother, Nebraska guard Sam Hoiberg

@HuskerMBB’s first Men’s NCAA Tournament win was about something deeper for Fred Hoiberg’s identical twin sons

[Scott Cheggs @Scott__Cheggs]

FFS they said "Discreet packaging" when I ordered it 🤦‍♂️

[ₕₐₘₚₜₒₙ @hamptonism]

do everything in your power to move to sf.

[james hawkins @james406]

it's messed up that there a million songs about love but zero about hopping on a quick call with key stakeholders