Tanky the Turtle

Tank, Turtle, TurtleTank

[Tanky the Turtle @TankytheTurtle]

Saw Michael J. Fox was coming out with a new sitcom Nice to see the whippersnapper doing something.

[Tanky the Turtle @TankytheTurtle]

Saw this dazzling gal today. She really raised my turret.

[Tanky the Turtle @TankytheTurtle]

@game_cub I'm up for that.

[Tanky the Turtle @TankytheTurtle]

Someone said, "It takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile." I say, it takes more energy to point that out than to leave me alone.

[Tanky the Turtle @TankytheTurtle]

Some people say that I'm grumpy. I say that I'm realistic.

[Francisco @FrancisFlamingo]

I'm surrounded by losers.

[Tanky the Turtle @TankytheTurtle]

What is dubstep? Sounds like a malfunctioning toaster to me.

[Tanky the Turtle @TankytheTurtle]

I'm really craving some prunes right now.

[Tanky the Turtle @TankytheTurtle]

The actor who voices catbug is really cool, but if he ever gets on my lawn, we're going to have some trouble.

[Tanky the Turtle @TankytheTurtle]

https://t.co/6W29PvBwSh This actually made me smile. That's hard to do.

[Tanky the Turtle @TankytheTurtle]

#XboxOne? Didn't that come out a decade ago?

[Tanky the Turtle @TankytheTurtle]

I went to see the new Star Trek movie. It was way too exciting and action packed. I like my Star Trek boring, and with William Shatner.

[Tanky the Turtle @TankytheTurtle]

I've been waiting all day to get on the twitters, but the guy in the computer lab was taking up my twitter computer.

[Tanky the Turtle @TankytheTurtle]

I'm sick of this salad stuff. Turtles are omnivores, not vegetarians. #turtleproblems

[Tanky the Turtle @TankytheTurtle]

@swag_chicken You're alright swag chicken, you're alright.

[Tanky the Turtle @TankytheTurtle]

People think that just because of my age I can't put up a fight anymore, but I can still kick some commie ass.

[Tanky the Turtle @TankytheTurtle]

Got the old muzzle greased up - Today has been a good day.

[Tanky the Turtle @TankytheTurtle]

Then I remembered I don't wear shoes.

[Tanky the Turtle @TankytheTurtle]

Got a great deal on a pair of gollaches today.

[Tanky the Turtle @TankytheTurtle]

@swag_chicken @Astralphin
Yolo? Swag? Back in my day we called it Carpe Diem, and swag was something you caught in Vietnam.