Not Tanner Boden

*This is a parody account and does not express the opinions or interests of the real Tanner Boden who is undeniably awesome*

[Daniel Mortensen @danielmortensn]

CASTLE CATASTROPHE

FRIDAY, October 28th

retweet to get in for $5

✖ I WILL BE DJING ✖

[Dane Cooper @danescooper]

170 West 3900 North, Hyde Park, UT 84318

[mason @MasonBoden]

45 days til I'm back duck huntin with my dad. One day I'll be out there sharing memories with my sons or daughters.

[Not Tanner Boden @TannerBoden]

Thank you to all the friends and family that supported us this… https://t.co/jXEtiHuCeM

[NBC Sports Hockey @NBCSportsHockey]

The goalie didn't stand a chance. (via @mkmolnar)

https://t.co/WyWIdpKORv

[Not Tanner Boden @TannerBoden]

@tJURK_13 buy your ticket today!

[mason @MasonBoden]

@jonbellion Jonnnn. My signed poster came crushed and the record box was crushed too. The record looks ok but skips! 😭😭 I emailed but nothin

[mason @MasonBoden]

@jonbellion still no replacement. I'm missing out on that sweet vinyl sound. CapThat customer service is awful 😭 help!

[Not Tanner Boden @TannerBoden]

jonbellion is probably the most talented musician I have ever seen… https://t.co/uMRs3IBbSP

[Not Tanner Boden @TannerBoden]

You are never too old to learn something new. https://t.co/dbJsa2gzs0

[Not Tanner Boden @TannerBoden]

Sorry if my mom followed you then unfollowed you in an attempt to gain more followers #firstworldproblems

[Not Tanner Boden @TannerBoden]

You have been a great Mama 🐻 to this man cub!! Happy Mothers Day to… https://t.co/wdA0QuidUg

[Not Tanner Boden @TannerBoden]

Caution: Watch out for bears!⛷🐻🌲 #skiTahoe #northstarresort https://t.co/9ZlYj8DmUh

[Jacquelyn Dahl @JacquelynKDahl]

savage pick move by @RiceOwlsBSB lefty. https://t.co/6Y04X6ylQ3

[Not Tanner Boden @TannerBoden]

@sarahhhframe it just furthered your point;)

[Not Tanner Boden @TannerBoden]

@sarahhhframe at*

[kayla deuel @kaylaleemarie_]

No Valentine's bash like this V-day bash! All thanks to @Tkattswag @ashhdelong @the_goodwin!

[Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov]

BOSS: can u shred these documents for me
ME: sure
TONY HAWK: [popping out of a drawer] did somebody say shred
BOSS: tony i fired u last week

[Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov]

[on my deathbed]
GRANDSON: do u have any final wisdom to impart
ME: *whispering* come closer
GRANDSON: ok
ME: never come at drake, he'll win