Tanner Crackston

Clown baby

[gooch gobbler™ @gnarlywolf_]

woke up and immediately started listening to midwest emo i didn’t even give today a chance

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Teenage boys who wear pj pants at the gym never wipe down their equipment

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@kamcd123 Been there, weird vibes

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@IwriteOK

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@madeleinehodg Adding on LinkedIn is actually a very sad Hail Mary, what could he expect from that?

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Eating seaweed snacks in like eating plastic for girls

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@fasc1nate My brain can’t even comprehend the scale when it gets that small

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I’m glad that as a society we’ve moved passes the “no outside phone or drinks thing in the theatre” thing

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@itsmahlit Slay

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@bugsinsideofme This is a bad take, shorts should never go to the knees, get some damn capris

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@bugsinsideofme Remedy is not a safe place, bad espresso and allegedly bad chai

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You’re in her DMs, I’m pissing on the tree outside her dorms because I was too scared to ask to use her toilet. we are not the same.

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@Q_UIXT @RedLightning420 I think we’re the only people who remember these games, I absolutely loved them

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@MaxPreuss Just thinking about this today, felt like a little bird having a bath in the sink

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@albert12798 Real

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@RoxyTall Holy shit, is this as limmy reference?!

[doctor worm @awaitingtrial]

Ronald Reagan with black communities:

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Talking about a show you’re late to starting

Everyone ever- “I could spoil something so bad for you right now omg”

bro what why do you live like this

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@chwy4skn @sneako Crazy that the same people who didn’t get the vaccine are the same who don’t know how to read past that headline

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@alanb_dood I see them tonight! I’m going to fucking cry dude I love mom jeans