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Once you read my thoughts, you’ll know why I just keep quiet.

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Some of the smells when I walk in the stall after you ladies make me wonder is this the same coochie yall take home and give to yall man?
😳🤔☹️ #notokay #dobetter

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People literally throw hair on top of their heads and say they got their hair done…and that bothers me.

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The best teachers be the dudes on the block in NY. They be like, “you don’t wear cornrows in the winter ma, you gon catch a cold.”

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What did the plastic hanger say to the metal hanger? “Wire you wasting my time.” #goodnightfolks #illbehereallweek

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My man can say shut up and come here…and I will shut up and go over there. 🤭

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I miss when lashes were for special occasions

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If someone tells me to “smile,” I stop talking to them. #becausewhy #doineedto #mask #true #humanemotion #foryourenjoyment

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Only guy to ever amaze me #iykyk #macgyver #howdidhedothat #clingingtomovingtrucks #yoman #slowdown #80sbaby90skid

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Dear iPhone, if I erase somebody’s name stop suggesting it to me. I’m trying to forget them.

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Nicest comment I can get out of my Jamaican mother is “Dis nuh look too bad.”

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I hate parchment paper because why are you on fire?

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People are soooo boring!

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Anybody else’s Mother give them the oldest, tiniest towel to dry off with when visiting as an adult?

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I feel sorry for people who live in Delaware. Not sure why.

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#MichaelMcDonald 💚🎤🎹

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No one born after 1967 should have toilet seat cushions on their toilet

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I’d rather a store be closed until they can have more than two people working the cash register. #ihatechristmasshopping

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When a man much older than you is trying to get with you and tells you he thought you were much younger than you are…👀 Okay sir, would you prefer if I was a child?

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There’s a lot of evil spirits walking around here saying “peace and love”

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I really only eat real food because my body doesn’t appreciate ice cream and cookies all day