Mat Leonard

[Mat Leonard @TaoOfMat]

@Eisentweet Day 2 of Peloton.

[Mat Leonard @TaoOfMat]

@Eisentweet Cannot wait to watch this! Massive congratulations to you and @willeise !

[Mat Leonard @TaoOfMat]

Them: Bruce Wayne, you’re not gaslighting us when you say you’re not Batman are you?
Bruce:

[Mat Leonard @TaoOfMat]

Harrison Ford asking the American Public School system: “Why didn’t you teach us tax laws, property rights, or really any useful life skills beyond the mitochondria being the powerhouse of the cell?”
American Schools:

[Christian Barber @1MrBarber]

In the last year I’ve beaten cancer, recovered from radiation, booked and shot tv shows , all while wearing a mask in public. It’s not that fucking hard, trust me.

[Mat Leonard @TaoOfMat]

Practice your scales, kids. @Metallica @SFSymphony

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@Eisentweet “Bring me floral blood” -The Watcher 2.0

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Reminding me of a lot of guys who had frosted tips in their 7th grade yearbook photos. @NJGov @BenAffleck

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@Eisentweet Stanley Tucci (Left) is so great in this. Very awkward that Amazon Prime Video passed on this series tho.

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@Eisentweet Some guy who posts on Reddit 24/7 is apoplectic that someone would mix the Todd Phillips-Verse with the James Gunn-alaxy

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🎶Superman video, I was in the back.🎶 @Shade45

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Just now realizing that Ed McMahon and the company that delivered oversized cheques are most likely responsible for designing the vaccine cards that are too big to fit in our wallets.

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@Eisentweet He said, avoiding questions about smashing the dishes and telling the dishes he can replace them “any fucking time he wants!!!”

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@celestialwhirl Can confirm the veracity of this statement.

[Mat Leonard @TaoOfMat]

@celestialwhirl Can confirm the veracity of this statement.

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Looking forward to the Bill Gates and Jeff Bezos reboot of “Grace and Frankie”

[Aaron Eisenberg @Eisentweet]

This is not what we mean when we talk about breaking up Big Tech.

[Mat Leonard @TaoOfMat]

My favorite thing about drag racers in Manhattan is the knowledge that by the race's end they've worked out their emotional issues. Right?!

[Mat Leonard @TaoOfMat]

Some people will argue “but if I wear a mask, people won’t know what I’m feeling and I won’t be able to communicate the various nuances of my personality” as if Tom Hardy in the 2010’s never existed.

[Mat Leonard @TaoOfMat]

@richeis315 That explains the sudden boom in viewership of @netflix ‘s THE STAIRCASE in the coveted 0-7 year old true crime market after the “it was the owl” defense was used. @Eisentweet @willeise 🦉

[Mat Leonard @TaoOfMat]

@richeis315 That explains the sudden boom in viewership of @netflix ‘s THE STAIRCASE in the coveted 0-7 year old true crime market after the “it was the owl” defense was used. @Eisentweet @willeise 🦉