TapendiumMan

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@TapendiumMan was so busy unboxing and delivering tablets and stands to rooms at Ardo that I didn’t get to post any happy snaps.

Here I am on the mountain of packaging from yesterday. It’s all sorted and ready for recycling.

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Woke up this morning to a view of Magnetic Island. Anyone would think I’ve been deployed to install some Tapendium’s at Ardo in Townsville.

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TapendiumMan likes all the pretty girls interacting with his posts so quickly, but TapendiumMan thinks they might be just as real as he is.

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Back to holiday mode, TapendiumMan decides to have a hot chocolate. TapendiumMan is disappointed. TapendiumMan thinks @nestleaunews should be more proactive at getting their hot chocolate sachets into hotel rooms.

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TapendiumMan won’t be stealing supplies for the shower at home. TapendiumMan likes the sustainability of this (but dislikes the upcoming @AmazonAustralia order he’ll have to place).

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TapendiumMan bounces on the bed and reserves judgement until after he sleeps.

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TapendiumMan wants some energy to explore the hotel room. Alas, there is no pricing for the mini bar. TapendiumMan thinks this could be solved with a Tapendium tablet in the room.

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TapendiumMan checks-in to a hotel in Campbelltown and tries to watch some @F1. The TV interface is too busy; maybe @Exterity could come here and improve it. Now TapendiumMan is out of holiday mode, there’s a hotel room to be investigated.

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For those of you who pay attention to detail you may notice my twin in this picture

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Have you found me at No Vacancy yet? If not then you’ll have to come past tomorrow and get some jellybeans!

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I got a whole tray table to myself!

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Ready to fly to Sydney for #NoVacancy tomorrow. My handler let me have some of his tasty muffin, but the coffee was nothing to write home about.

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While testing the "Hotel Room in a Box" a big furry monster chased me away. Hopefully it will be safe to return next week so I'll be ready to demonstrate our @Tapendium tablets at No Vacancy in Sydney at the end of the month.

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This weekend I’m at #pcampmelb. I found the stationary pile, it’s amazing!

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I went to Sydney yesterday to catch up with some clients. Unfortunately I forgot my selfie stick, so here’s a photo of a sign instead.

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Even more confusing was this fancy grey thing.

I couldn't find a charger for it and it didn't seem to have a power button. If I threw it hard enough at the HVAC unit it turned it off, but then I couldn't turn it back on again.

It would be so much easier if they'd had a tablet.

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I went away for a holiday this weekend, but I was confused by a few things.

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What's this contraption on the wall? It seems to blow hot air. I guess I will never know!

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@nibynool @fastlane_it That can't have been me! I'm in #Dubai. Have I been replaced already?

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After getting back from Fiji I curled up on a desk in the office for a sleep. The next thing I know I wake up in a booth at @thehotelshow in Dubai. Come and find me!