Tåm Ëll 🌴🐆💜🙂‍↔️

you have a very nice haircut, did you do it yourself

[Tåm Ëll 🌴🐆💜🙂‍↔️ @tapsAFFtam]

Pre-match nerves settling in. Just over 24 hours til I get married. At this time I’d like to turn to the wise people of Twitter for advice on the big day and all to follow...

[Tåm Ëll 🌴🐆💜🙂‍↔️ @tapsAFFtam]

@ZachRibera @NoLayingUp Fucking excellent bro

[Tåm Ëll 🌴🐆💜🙂‍↔️ @tapsAFFtam]

Using Grok to generate naked images of women when you could just Google “porn” is such a tell. As ever it’s about control and creepy little guys that can’t talk to people living behind a computer screen. Generating explicit images of someone without consent should be a crime.

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

“socialism sounds good in theory but doesn’t work in practice” well capitalism doesn’t even sound good in theory

[Tåm Ëll 🌴🐆💜🙂‍↔️ @tapsAFFtam]

101 of how to cut down a tree. Genuinely interesting and now I feel like I can understand the problem more. It’s mental to me that people think they know more than experts or don’t value people who’ve spent years learning a craft/skill/area. 2/2

[Tåm Ëll 🌴🐆💜🙂‍↔️ @tapsAFFtam]

I come across this a lot in work, industries I have no idea about and the first thing I do is ask them to explain exactly what they do. Then I know a bit more about it for next time round. Was speaking to a guy who’s been in the forestry industry for 30 years and he gave me a 1/

[Kareem Carr, Ph.D. @kareem_carr]

I don't understand how people can be anti-expert. I love people who've been doing their thing for years.

I had to buy a suit and the woman who helped me could eyeball me and pick the perfect dress shirt. Everything fit perfectly on the first try.

I recently had a pipe burst in my apartment. The plumber was efficient and professional. The investigator from the insurance company was knowledgeable.

My default attitude to people, whether it's a university professor or a roofer, is "This is your domain, please educate me."

[wyatt dunkin @WyattDuncan]

hearing that mike fossey recently died. RIP to one of the all time great posters on here. so many classics

[Tåm Ëll 🌴🐆💜🙂‍↔️ @tapsAFFtam]

Absolutely howling at this, fair play.

[Mike F @DeputyWarlock]

"you should always adopt/rescue, its the only moral choice" - guys who couldn't get a dog pregnant if they tried

[Errai @errai]

What do you mean "leave the cave." Sit your ass back down and watch these cool shadows with us

[Tåm Ëll 🌴🐆💜🙂‍↔️ @tapsAFFtam]

I always do this with pallea and my best mate rips me every time. He’s right to but I don’t care

[Tom Nestor @tomnestorcomic]

How people who put accents on to say foreign words think we see them

[J🍩ey Bag 🍩f D🍩nuts 🍩 @joeybagovdonuts]

I hereby declare September 8 (9-8) Mike Tomlin Day

[Tåm Ëll 🌴🐆💜🙂‍↔️ @tapsAFFtam]

Blows my mind that people think he’s intelligent and not just a grifter.

[BigBlueWaveUSA2026® 🇺🇸🌊🇺🇦 @BigBlueWaveUSA]

Elon Musk: “Mamdani is a swindler.”
Rogan (thinking Musk had a long list): “What makes him a swindler.”
Musk: “ 😶 “
(Let’s not forget Musk is largely responsible for the disaster this country has become. #BoycottTesla forever)

[Dr. Kevin M. Young @kevinmyoung]

She is so close to getting it.

[J.K. @jdotkdot5]

generating AI image makes you an artist as much as playing Call of Duty makes you a soldier

[Tåm Ëll 🌴🐆💜🙂‍↔️ @tapsAFFtam]

I enjoy when he says “not my cup of tea” as if he’d have a shot. Little cuck

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

Tucker Carlson: "What's [AOC] like?"

Matt Gaetz: "Before Jan. 6 she was incredibly chummy with Republicans, she would regularly come over to our side, sit down, hang out... after Jan. 6 she treated us all like we had horns or something."

[Tåm Ëll 🌴🐆💜🙂‍↔️ @tapsAFFtam]

Genuinely baffles me when people expect any aspect of their life to stay the same post-children. I was fully braced for it and it’s still been a huge adjustment but it was one I was all-in on. When you draft a QB number 1 you need to set them up to succeed. Don’t be a bad tackle.

[Tåm Ëll 🌴🐆💜🙂‍↔️ @tapsAFFtam]

If you don’t want to play with your kids 9 (nine?!) times out of 10 then you probably should’ve had a longer think before you had kids cos it sounds like you still want to put yourself first the majority of the time, which you gave up when you had kids. Full yikes imo

[Maw @TheEbonyMaw]

Something I learned as a dad is that being active with your kids requires sacrifice & saying “yes”. What I mean is that you choose to play with your kids even when, especially when, you don’t want to.

I’d say 9 times out every 10 times my kids ask me to play with them, I genuinely do not want to. I would rather rest or keep up the house or the laundry or a project. I would almost never play with my kids if I only played with them when I wanted.

I know some dads are just naturally better as people than I am & can’t relate to this struggle. But if you can relate, I say try to say Yes to playing with your kids 5 out of 10 times they ask. That means for me, 4 of those times I say yes, I don’t actually want to play.

And most of those times I said “yes”, I did not regret it, whereas many times I said “no”, I felt like I wasn’t being there for my kids.

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

[Deep South tobacco CEO voice] Now ah, this here ah, Bowsuh charactuh... enlighten me as to hhwhy Mistuh Mario's got such animus for the boy

[Tåm Ëll 🌴🐆💜🙂‍↔️ @tapsAFFtam]

This makes me feel quite nice. Always hilarious when people have zero self-awareness

[sudox @kmcnam1]

Sloppers who have AI generate art for them now complaining about people stealing their prompts has to be the most ironic and funniest outrage I've seen all decade

[b @wwxwashere]

if you’ve made it all of 2025 without it come claim your ⭐️