Bla Marve

Hard to imagine before twitter all this shit stayed in peoples heads......

[Bla Marve @TapsMarv]

When a hyena wants to eat one of its children, it 1st accuses it of smelling like a goat....

[Bla Marve @TapsMarv]

@NNyashaYessur Homicide yekuita sei kutambisa nguva... if it's a homicide kurumwa nochokuchera

[Bla Marve @TapsMarv]

Proudly @Arsenal

[Bla Marve @TapsMarv]

So he didn't even innovate the house???

[Prince Daniel Chukwuemeka @Prince_dc21_]

"You arrived in the country 4 Months ago from UK, out of no where you came to my family & ask my parents to prepare for our Traditional wedding, you even took the list. The ceremony was on Monday & you never showed up.

Dear Ramsey. Since you've blocked me everywhere & have decided to avoid me. I'm giving you until Friday next week to come & explain to my family the shame you've put on us. Especially on me!!

Thank you very much for the embarrassment, but if you think you can use me just as you use my friend then you lie.!! Karma will definitely locate you

You met me in a serious relationship, You even promised my dad you'll innovate our family house, You made me lose a good man & now you think you can play with my feelings? you forget you have sisters!? Karma is not asleep

If you don't come, you'll see for yourself. May be you've forgotten where I'm coming from. In this life you don't joke with everyone. I'm quiet for now"

[Bla Marve @TapsMarv]

Coming from Masowe switch on my phone to 1000's of notifications that you trending again!!! @Drake released 3 albums & you've just become the cover image of the 3 albums 🤣🤣🤣

[Bla Marve @TapsMarv]

@madamkerry MAID OF HONOR 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Bla Marve @TapsMarv]

@madamkerry Ndaneta nekutendererawo mufunge 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Bla Marve @TapsMarv]

@KhalidAlNumi $1 350

[𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐙𝐖 @CrimeWatchZW]

I work at a Chinese company located at 1 Craig Allan, New Ardbennie, Harare. The company manufactures mining equipment and also buys scrap metal, which they melt in a foundry to make products.

Last month, a client brought a truckload of scrap metal to sell to the company. While offloading it, we discovered that among the scrap metal there were also live bombs inside the truck. We immediately informed the manager, who is Chinese, but he forced us to continue offloading the scrap.

Within a minute after notifying the boss, one of the bombs exploded and injured two workers. One worker sustained serious chest injuries and was admitted to Parirenyatwa Hospital. The other worker suffered minor head injuries, was also admitted to Parirenyatwa Hospital, and was discharged two days later.

No police report was made after the incident. The worker who was seriously injured was later sent home without any assistance from the company.

We have tried to arrange meetings with the Chinese boss, but nothing fruitful has come out of it. He only says, “I don’t care about anyone here. I came to make money and go back to China.”

We also approached the NEC Iron and Steel Industry for help regarding the poor working conditions, but nothing has happened. They only promised to come and address our concerns.

May you please help us expose this matter and advise us on the proper legal channels we can follow? I will also send photos of the bombs.

@mpslswzim @PoliceZimbabwe @NPAZim @ZLHRLawyers

[Zion @zionszzn]

I think people truly underestimate how hard it is for two human beings, to do LIFE together. The amount of effort, compromise, understanding, trust, loyalty, honesty, resilience, love, care etc, etc, that it takes. You have to CHOOSE that person every single day.

[b3aut1ful thugg3r g1rl @einaecobt]

Black people think the freezer makes food immortal

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

What's even more demonic is a woman wanting your hard earned money with no interest whatsoever in you

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

how to eat cucumbers w salt, pepper and vinegar:

[mmatigari @matigary]

Men and the bottomline 😂

Do you agree?

[Bla Marve @TapsMarv]

@CrimeWatchZW The song is catchy "Dako ona iwewe dakoona iwewe"

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

Women recreate everything except peace and common sense.

[SHEQ🦺 Vafarisi the Gafa🇿🇼 @beemurandu88]

Wopihwa 2Piecer Chicken Inn nePepsi kuti constitution ichinjwe🙌

[Parliament of Zimbabwe @ParliamentZim]

Senate Question and Answer session.
#Highlights

[Bla Marve @TapsMarv]

@Pink_buggattii Mainini imbomirai izvozvo

[H-Metro @HMetro_]

A DARING Mabvuku woman has snatched her neighbour’s husband claiming she felt the man was being ill-treated.

She says she is not going to give him up anytime soon.

https://t.co/fuUy9GIrAT

[F E E Z @Feeztm]

If a woman needs help and you give her the chance to reach 10 people, 9 of them will be men.

They don’t ask themselves for help, why?