tf

I’m like an early 2000s playlist, kinda upbeat kinda sad

[tf @TaraFrizzl]

Ahahaha 2020 said hold my beer

[daz @MetamateDaz]

Told my girlfriend I want 3 kids so I have a legacy

she asked me to name my great grandparents

[Kyle Bray @KyleBrayWBZ]

Live from The Catman Cafe … queue free bird! @wbznewsradio

[Don Lewis @DonLew87]

I would like to thank Coldplay for bringing the nation together. For a day, you fixed us.

[Reggie Wade @ReggieWade]

Andy Byron: I’m just gonna have a nice night out with my sidepiece

Coldplay:

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Coldplay accidentally exposed an alleged affair between Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and his colleague Kristin Cabot at one of their recent concerts.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

wait a minute…

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Nothing like a baby blowout to humble you quick.

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

My favorite sign from the Marathon this year.

📸: @m_robbins98

[tf @TaraFrizzl]

the look at the camera 👀

[liam @L_Madden_]

carl unfortunately whacked my girl successfully :/ #summerhouse

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The best moment of The Masters weekend is already here thanks to Poppy McIlroy @ForePlayPod

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

me reading national security secrets bc i've been accidentally added to a group chat

[low yield lucy @picotop]

sex is cool but have you tried running a personal errand on company time?

[tf @TaraFrizzl]

I’m laughing and also crying

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

you can watch the stock market tank in the bottom corner of Fox's broadcast as Trump talks about tariffs

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

Measles outbreaks are back. Grocery and gas prices are up. Bird flu is spreading. All our allies hate us. Air travel is getting unsafe. The stock market is tanking. The government is about to shut down.

And he’s only been President for six weeks. This is just the beginning.

[Carly Incontro @carlyincontro]

remember when they said a woman in power would be too emotional

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo is just letting you know that Elmo might be a little grouchy today. Naptime didn't go as planned.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Low-income families who voted for Trump are realizing he’s getting rid of their SNAP, and farmers who voted for Trump are realizing he’s getting rid of their subsidies & teachers who voted for Trump are realizing that he’s cutting their funding.

If only they’d listened.
If only.

[Bishop Talbert Swan @TalbertSwan]

BREAKING: Presidents Day is cancelled until we get one.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Bernie Sanders on Donald Trump’s inauguration:

“When the 3 wealthiest men in America sit behind Trump at his inauguration, everyone understands that the billionaire class now controls our government.

We must fight back.”