Tom Tarantino

Not a director. Tweeting from @TomTarantino. Really though, I’m not an director.

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Since my mentions are blowing up tonight, I feel like I should go on the record. While I loved Once Upon a Time In Hollywood, Parasite was a masterpiece and deserved every accolade it received and more. Felt those actors did get a bit snubbed. Also, NOT A DIRECTOR. FYI.

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What’s the socially acceptable limit to involuntarily yelling “What the Fuck” at one’s phone after checking the headlines?

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Before and after on the frittata (or Kugle) for @doctortarantino to break her #Yom_Kippur fast. I get so caught up in the day to day grind that I forget I’m actually good at this.

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@tony_zierra @rodmunday @Chris_Nolann Does seem a bit unnecessary.

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@fordhoIden @doraspenlows Uhhh no?

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Trying to teach my 4yo how to use a mouse. She just keeps touching the screen and looking at me like I’m nuts.

Is this going to be the equivalent of our parents teaching us to drive a stick shift?

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@lovebombmusic @OnCinemaHead Uhhh…no thanks.

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From the culinary mind of a 4 y/o:

Challah and cream cheese sandwich with blueberries.

Gotta admit, it’s pretty good. #dadlife

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“Hey Tom, how did you cut your hand?”

Me in my 20’s: Fixing a Tank/on the range/training with knives etc.

Me in my 40’s: Cutting plums for my food dehydrator 🙄

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If a company wants to avoid controversy, they have to ban political ads entirely.

By picking what issues to ban, @hulu isn’t avoiding controversy. They are—meaning to or not—actively participating in the political process.

Is it activism or poorly thought out company policy?

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“If You Think Free Speech Is Defined By Your Ability To Be An Asshole Without Consequence, You Don’t Understand Free Speech (But You Remain An Asshole)”

https://t.co/k7dWbfZ8KC

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@Bleddoo Umm…no?

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Finds 3y/o in the corner of the Kitchen sitting atop a vent with an ice pack, spatula, and socks on her hands.

Me: Zoey, what are you doing?

Zoey: *sighs* I don’t know

Me:

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Go home @weatherchannel. You’re drunk.

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In what I thought was just another one of many futile parenting moments, I told my kids to go play together until @doctortarantino gets home.

And they just…did. #itshappening

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My favorite spot in my yard is on my garden swing.

From that vantage point there is a redwood 🌲 and a plam 🌴 that line up to look like one tree.

Kinda breaks your brain when you first see it, but, it’s a perfect visual for NorCal. Especially on a 75 degree Feb day.

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For Xmas, I got my niece a few @PlayOsmo games so she can learn to code and design some outfits for Elsa and Anna. Playing quietly.

My sisters however went the other way with Zoey this year. And yes, the 🎤 really works.

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I know two things about whoever in the marketing department thought they should put this prominently on the toy’s box.

1. They do not have kids.
2. They fundamentally misunderstand the needs and wants of their purchasing demographic.

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Getting reacquainted with my kitchen this week.

Spinach ravioli with a mushroom cream sauce and challah garlic bread.

Linguini and (impossible) meatballs. Sauce and balls from scratch.

Chocolate Manhattans (to make #Matrix Revolutions less painful)

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Day 1 of 14 with no childcare and a storm incoming. Sooooo…before picture?