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gun to my head I wouldnt be able to tell you where Delaware is on a map. god knows it’s just a hallucination

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The siren of day drinking while forcing people to learn morse code with me is calling and I forgot my Apple AirPods 4 Wireless Earbuds, Active Noise Cancellation, Wireless Charging, H2 Chip at home.

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Halloween has become a shell of its former beauty. The answer for its downfall lies not in my growing age. But should be blamed on the scarcity of perplexing corn mazes. Which again. Has nothing to do with my growing age. Happy late Halloween to all my Halloweenies. #halloweenies

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@eddie_cerrillo If soul bonding means my soul knocks on your souls door and they both dress up like Daniel Craig and roleplay a James Bond movie then yes of course. Although my soul wants to dress like Lea Sedoux, so hopefully that still aligns with your intentions.

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Do candy corn lovers know that they will never feel Gods heavenly and slightly inappropriate touch on them if they continue to wind down the path they chose.
#HappyHalloween #halloweenies

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I think that Robo cop and Frankensteins monster are very much alike in the sense that they don’t have working weens but are definitely packing schlongs if they even have one. Happy Halloween to all my halloweenies #Halloween #robocop #Frankenstein #weenie #YoungRoyals2

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@nopitynope332 You say it’s offensive but nowhere do I see you saying it’s wrong…facts don’t care ab your feelings

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I have never and will never trust people who are so called “double jointed”. Was being singularly jointed not good enough for you my friend. The only reason why you were put on this earth was to spice up ice breaker games.

#doublejointed #ice #drink #games #aot

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Our modern society was built on the backs of furries. Have some goddam respect when you put their names in your mouth. They are our only hope for moral salvation. God created them to be the chosen ones, our knights in shining armor. Thank you dear follower ( you know who you r)

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My fear is that someone will be foolish enough to show me their newborn and I will say “ew” accidentally. I can definitely see myself doing this as a joke and the other person taking it way too seriously and then having a life long feud with them that ends up with us as lovers.

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@shazamisagod117 Something must be done about that attitude! How dare you insult me under my own tweet. My god, people these days have no respect

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The absolute feeling of dread that trickles into my throat when a pack of rapid tourists coming to see my school spots me and stares at me as if I’m a caged mythical beast is one that is undeniable and uncontrollable. I cannot stand this anymore. Something must be done. Justice!

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Is it wrong of me to want to throttle a gooses neck and then swing it above my head like a lasso?? Debatable. Will this desire keep welling up inside of me and someday burst leading me to indirectly traumatize children at the park. Oh most definitely. #goose #geese #kink

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I have been shunned, border line bullied, for not finishing any of my drinks. But have you ever considered the poor thirsty fairies that simply want a taste of my last half inch of lacroix? I think not you heathen.
#unsympathetic #selfish #youwillnotbeseeingheaven

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So funny when people say their trying to have a baby. Like don’t be shy bestie. You can just say you have a breeding kink. No need to sugarcoat it.
#breedingkink #baby #pregnancy

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So you’re telling me someone nut on this cracker??? #thisoneisbadandiknowandimsorry
#merrychristmas #nutcracker #tchaikovosky

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And by smoothbrainers I mean @nopitynope332

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I can’t stand to be in the vicinity of a unclothed penis unless it is able to wiggle and make the fun sounds like that one metal from Home Depot. #thisisveryspecificbuttrue #thisprobablymeansiwillneverbeinthevicinityofanunclothedpenis #imsosorryformakingyouimaginethis

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Wobble-warble https://t.co/ZiETVMzcZj via @YouTube

Here’s a reference for you smoothbrainers that don’t understand what I’m talking about

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Gonna try really hard to commit as many sins as possible so that when Anubis puts my life to trial my heart plummets against the feather and my soul gets to be devoured by inarguably the sexiest goddess (Ammit) #imafurryonlyforher #arsonhereicome

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I’m not saying that I am a complete simp for Frankenstein’s monster but...let’s just say if I woke up with him looming over my bed I would react differently then victor did....anyways,happy Halloween to all my Halloweenies
#frankenstein #plzdontcancelme