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The most #Twilightlicious disorganized collection of shoes, belts, shirts, handbags, pixie dust and sprinkles! Tara picks me up every day!

[ssǝɯ s,ɐɹɐʇ✨ @TarasMess]

Xoxo ;) RT "@JordanaHeatxxx: I wish I had a lot of female ppl following me too, I like girls too"

[ssǝɯ s,ɐɹɐʇ✨ @TarasMess]

Was eating a burger and dropped some ketchup on my chest. Went to scoop it and caught my top's edge when OOPS NIPSLIP!
#StillSavedTheKetchup

[ssǝɯ s,ɐɹɐʇ✨ @TarasMess]

Ben 10 is underrated.

[ssǝɯ s,ɐɹɐʇ✨ @TarasMess]

@StaceyB4RE regardless of what you do for a living, I will always support you because you're an amazing human being, and I wish you success.

[ssǝɯ s,ɐɹɐʇ✨ @TarasMess]

Well. That got zero retweets lol Proves my point, nobody knows who I-No is besides me! Am I really the only geek here??!

[ssǝɯ s,ɐɹɐʇ✨ @TarasMess]

Thinkin of being I-No for halloween, but I'm afraid no one will know who she is. Fave or RT if u know plz!

[ssǝɯ s,ɐɹɐʇ✨ @TarasMess]

@JoannaAngel why pick just one? If you put it in just the right order you can do all of the above.

[ssǝɯ s,ɐɹɐʇ✨ @TarasMess]

My plans for tonight include #JunkFood and #Brazzers.
#AdaptingToSingleLife

[ssǝɯ s,ɐɹɐʇ✨ @TarasMess]

@DragonformerZ
a couple of years ago, actually.

[ssǝɯ s,ɐɹɐʇ✨ @TarasMess]

@KellyDivine @KristiMaxx
sluts hate "whores" because sluts are broke and "whores" are paid.
#FuckHaters #MakeMoney

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Erections.

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I'm sorry @NaturalGus @GreysBlackHair @GreysAutoharp

[ssǝɯ s,ɐɹɐʇ✨ @TarasMess]

And i feel like such a horrible person for ridiculing gus so much about his love life. Reading my tweets back it feels like i'm bullying him

[ssǝɯ s,ɐɹɐʇ✨ @TarasMess]

I'm drunk and i'm sad. When will i ever get used to being without him?

[ssǝɯ s,ɐɹɐʇ✨ @TarasMess]

Sub-tweeters are bitches.

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@NaturalGus lol even a million followers wouldn't change her mind. #FollowersArentDollars #ShesOutOfYourLeagueBro

[ssǝɯ s,ɐɹɐʇ✨ @TarasMess]

@NaturalGus Give up, Gus. Find a girl in your own tax bracket.

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My DM inbox

[ssǝɯ s,ɐɹɐʇ✨ @TarasMess]

Really tired of unfollowing everyone who sends me "weight loss" spam. Maybe the time to delete this account has come. #Fuck

[ssǝɯ s,ɐɹɐʇ✨ @TarasMess]

Seriously considering this to be my Halloween costume even thought its not Grey or Tara Oriented... Thoughts?