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welcome to OUR *unofficial* account!

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chad here. i’m back. i was only supposed to take 2 weeks off bc my manager was exposed to covid but i decided to flee the country for a bit.

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feeling bored by the repetitive days?? we are stocked up on shrooms! trip out and have a good time <3

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i don’t think people understand the severity of me (chad) being stuck in the store. NO ONE HAS SUCKED MY BALLS IN A MONTH

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chad here, i’m alive but i have been the only person on staff for a month straight. management won’t even let me leave the store and i’ve been sleeping on the bed displays and eating frozen pizza rolls for every meal. please let me out of here !!!!!!!!!!

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@leftyfag *we were, comrade 🤝

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chad here, i’m alive but i have been the only person on staff for a month straight. management won’t even let me leave the store and i’ve been sleeping on the bed displays and eating frozen pizza rolls for every meal. please let me out of here !!!!!!!!!!

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watch your mouth

[Fuck Every Word 2.0 @fckeveryword]

fuck ussr

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the only blue lives that matter are the little alien dudes i see when im high on lsd -chad

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@socialistfag we would just give supplies as protesters need them because we’re a billion dollar corporation we can afford it

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chad says acab and blm. if you don’t follow those beliefs unfollow the fuck out of this account. we hate capitalists but we ESPECIALLY HATE RACISTS PRICKS

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my balls hurt from loneliness

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chad here. i know quarantine has been hitting my clients hard so i’ve divised a plan for no contact coke baggie pickups

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man i have smoked so much weed i think im immune to it

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capitalism is a fucking trap

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the only way to get through quarantine is crack cocaine. we now deliver to your car

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man FUCK IT. I JUST WANT MY DICK SUCKED

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i aint a moaner but the pussy got me reciting the communist manifesto

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goats in the store what will they eat

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fuck

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just tested negative for corona and positive for chlamydia 😎

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chad got his penis stuck in the fucking vending machine. What