Citydweller

[Citydweller @Tart_Bar]

@LukeVernon She didn’t mention that once. She’s never ever referred to herself as that, I worked with her 6 years. She’s horrified. They probably looked up her turnover!

[Citydweller @Tart_Bar]

@HomoSocialist Actually you’re wrong - she was a staunch in and what the clip didn’t show was she said ‘awww, I’m sorry I don’t speak Italian either’

[Citydweller @Tart_Bar]

@martini7878 It’s a gap 😂

[Citydweller @Tart_Bar]

@HotpointUK 7.15AM on a Saturday is an unacceptable time for an Engineer to call @HotpointSupport

[Citydweller @Tart_Bar]

@Rickmacmacca @acehotel agreed Rick it was v noisy. If it were street level they wouldn't be allowed outside with drinks after 11pm

[Citydweller @Tart_Bar]

Good to see Katie Prices's cheating husband making amends by purchasing he favourite biscuits for her

[Citydweller @Tart_Bar]

Trying to remember the new alarm code

"It's your age"

Oh, which one?

[Citydweller @Tart_Bar]

really looking forward to this Friday 7th March from 10pm - T-PARTY for trans and their friends #lovealternativepeople

[Citydweller @Tart_Bar]

our CityofLondon bar - no phone for 3months!! inexcuseable and our business suffering #dreadful@virginmedia

[Citydweller @Tart_Bar]

Disgusted to see motherless puppies in tiny cages in London. Just WRONG #jumanjipets Kilburn

[Citydweller @Tart_Bar]

"what size clothes are you?"

plus size 10

"oh, what size is that?"

16

[Citydweller @Tart_Bar]

tampax bringing out a new tampon with tinsel for string

only for the Christmas period though

[Citydweller @Tart_Bar]

Unhappy thanksgiving from Pippee the Shiba!

[Citydweller @Tart_Bar]

new wholefoods diet going very well

tonight I'm having doughnuts and hula hoops

[Citydweller @Tart_Bar]

it's so sexist my boyfriend won't let me grow my moustache for Movember #womensrights

[Citydweller @Tart_Bar]

got asked for a grinder

"is that for sex, weed or a horny man?" I asked

No - pepper

[Citydweller @Tart_Bar]

she said she liked my mask

except I'm not wearing one

[Citydweller @Tart_Bar]

The Manager just emailed me:

we had to put you in a taxi

you forgot your phone

#goodnightlastnightIthink

[Citydweller @Tart_Bar]

I was going to frighten the life out of my staff today....

but then I changed my mind and put my makeup on

[Citydweller @Tart_Bar]

@BruceDevlin @Tart_Bar and they said I have council house hips too #muststoplookinginthemirrot