Shit Taryn Says

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Stacie's gorgeous and skinny #conplimentsfromtaryn

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Fingers don't count #prude @millygoudy

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In response to coach Wilf's talk: "turn that M upside down and it'd be MILF" #learnyouralphabet

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"I just want hot stuff in my throat" - Taryn #ShesAKeeper

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It's not like I'm V-ing through traffic... - Taryn #correctwordisswerving

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You're a heaven saint

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Left my car running all day while at work #hopeshesnotoutofbreath #soblondetoday

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"I wish I was a witch so I could trick guys into falling in love with me"- T "umm taryn, you're creepy"- L #witchcraftisback

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"Are there other condiments in the condo building?" - she meant condominiums...#hopetheresketchupandmustard

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"he misspelled a word, we can't have two fuckin idiots in the family" - taryn on dating #Amen

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How is blackberry a food? #technologyfuckedourlives

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"I'm really nervous I might be stupid" #generalworries #bplusinorgobitches

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"you know what, you can't beat a dead baby!" #DeepThoughts @Itstarynitup

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"I'm going big or going home" - Jess "we're going home and going BIG"- taryn #junkfoodbeforethediet

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"crisis asserted!" - no taryn it's crisis averted and what u meant to say was "mystery solved"

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She thinks she's hot shit, but she's just cold diarrhea. #shittarynshits

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"ugh, totes spelled my name wrong today" #wordsarehard

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"OMJ"- Taryn "what's the J stand for"- friend " haha I don't know people just say it" #itsaGnotaJ

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"better to carry a two liter than a grudge? Like drinking?" no- better to carry a tune than a grudge #hardlistener

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I would nap in an elevator #maybeishouldtakethestairs