Taryn

| Nurse 👩🏼‍⚕️| dog mom 🐶| mommas favorite child 💕

[Taryn @TarynSchmidtUp]

“Taryn, what do you do in your free time?” Put @hannah__hoch property in jell-o

[Taryn @TarynSchmidtUp]

Not me crying at my perfectly happy and healthy dogs about how little they use to be 😅

[Taryn @TarynSchmidtUp]

I love feeling little baby kicks but I just want our little guy to be here already 😭😭

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

I need my beauty sleep.

[Taryn @TarynSchmidtUp]

Most pregnant people I’ve talked to miss alcohol more than anything. But me? I miss ibuprofen more than anything 😂

[Taryn @TarynSchmidtUp]

I didn’t realize how much I can feel my pulse until I’m sitting here trying to decide I can feel some little boy kicks

[Taryn @TarynSchmidtUp]

What a f*ckin week

[Taryn @TarynSchmidtUp]

It really bothers me that we’re this far into life and there’s still people who make hot chocolate with WATER

[Taryn @TarynSchmidtUp]

Cole snores if he sleeps on his back. Well if you ever wake him up he’s always super confused. Tonight I woke him up to tell him to roll over and he just turns the light on and tries to go back to sleep 😂

[Taryn @TarynSchmidtUp]

You ever just sitting there chilling and randomly get your high school alarm tone stuck in your head..? Cause same

[Taryn @TarynSchmidtUp]

It would be really neat if my bones would stay where they’re meant to be. 25 got me feeling 84 😅

[Taryn @TarynSchmidtUp]

@jollyrogerbae @Watson8321

[Taryn @TarynSchmidtUp]

I don’t understand people who call and ask people if they want to sell something.. if we wanted to sell it, it would be advertised! 😅

[Taryn @TarynSchmidtUp]

@Autieegirl Test results revealed that was a lie

[Taryn @TarynSchmidtUp]

@Autieegirl We’re going to need a lot of beer buddy

[Taryn @TarynSchmidtUp]

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[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

[Taryn @TarynSchmidtUp]

Apparently it’s convenient to care when it’s something that could catch attention. I’m not buying it 💁🏼‍♀️

[Taryn @TarynSchmidtUp]

Girls, WHY DO YOU NEED SO MANY PURSES. Are you physically and emotionally prepared to transfer all of your things?! I’m confused, do you carry that thing for looks or trying to survive the apocalypse? You won’t see me transferring my crossbow from nand bag to hand bag, no way.

[Taryn @TarynSchmidtUp]

My mind when I’m trying to study: “LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.... TO DEFEAT... THE HUNS”

[Taryn @TarynSchmidtUp]

How tf did I get blessed with this husband? I’m not even that great