Taryn T Wallace

As a baby, I was dropped into a pool of awesomeness and glitter. I dropped my daughter into that same pool.

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Am I the only one who plays with Snapchat filters alone for my sole entertainment, never to post anything?

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Pretty sure my expected child will be born with a beak and feathers as much as I've eaten @ChickfilA this pregnancy 🐔. #bockbock #cravings

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Mode: full on nesting

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It's amazing how blessed you feel when you sneeze in church

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Got that sunshine in my pocket Got that good song in my ear 🎧 #currentmood #dancedancedance #poolvibes

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Cookie cake and coffee in the morning does a body good 🍪☕️👌🏼 #babywashappythismorning

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That moment it's too late when you need to invest in a Tide pen #stainsarethenewestaccessory

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There needs to be a cupcake bakery drive thru. Just sayin. #pregothoughts #actuallyjustanormalthought

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Pedicure is now happening.💅🏽 Love my mini moments of childless relaxation 🙌🏼 #mommymoments #keeponrubbinmyfeetlady

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Is it bad I get more excited for a new Disney Jr episode than my kid does? #dontjudgeme #freakindisney

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Hey @DaveRamsey! We did it! Finishing babystep2!💳✂️ #117520paid #gazelleintensity #fpu

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Love this! https://t.co/HbrfxsFW3j

[The Salon Edge @thesalonedge]

Obsessed is an understatement with how much we are in love with this rose gold ombré. Brava to our stylist David!

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We got the products for that summer beach wave hair everyone dreams about @Redken5thAve #theysmelllikeheaven

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#MemorialDay #Summer #beach @SamuelAdamsBeer

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Because we all know it's the truth. All ☕️ top styles $14.99 #reptheside #DealoftheDay

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I don't know why I'm laughing honestly #butyouwilltoo #laughterdoesabodygood https://t.co/S5MVpO4CVX

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The 'Side has been absent a while but we're taking back over! Retweet and get a FREE medium tanning visit or 1 level upgrade! #revamptheside

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@ChipotleTweets and goodberrys for the birthday lunch #perfection

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Can I just say that @HarryConnickJR makes @AmericanIdol just that much better. God this dude is funny. And I guess he has some talent too

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I want fringe again. Yes. I totally do.