Tarzan.

Bushy ass jungle twat.

[Tarzan. @Tarzan_DA]

|| I'm sorry I'm not roleplaying yet, I'm just quite tired and not feeling well. Feel free to dm me, if you'd like.

[Tarzan. @Tarzan_DA]

|| - since Tarzan does have broken English, communication will be a bit less verbal.

[Tarzan. @Tarzan_DA]

|| Okay, so, before I interact with anyone it's pertinent that you all know that I'm staying as close to my character as possible, and -

[Tarzan. @Tarzan_DA]

|| I should probably change my username.

[Tarzan. @Tarzan_DA]

|| bringing this bitch BACK.

[Tarzan. @Tarzan_DA]

Gooooood morning. I'm up far too early, so I'm back to bed for now.

[Tarzan. @Tarzan_DA]

| Gross.

[Tarzan. @Tarzan_DA]

@Charming_DA Work orientation!

[Tarzan. @Tarzan_DA]

I still can't believe that I get to wear a loincloth to our orientation ball.

[Tarzan. @Tarzan_DA]

| If anyone feels left out, I'm always around for a chat.

[Tarzan. @Tarzan_DA]

I had the cutest kid talk to me today. Took everything in me not to break character.

[Tarzan. @Tarzan_DA]

- actions until the little boy is practically squealing with excitement, leaving me beaming with joy, as this is what the job is all about.]

[Tarzan. @Tarzan_DA]

- move my hand back to my own chest, speaking quite confidently as a smile grows on the corners of my lips.] Tarzan. [I repeat the same -

[Tarzan. @Tarzan_DA]

- placing it on the boy's chest, before I speak hesitantly.] James. [My nostrils flare as I appear to be thinking quite hard, before I -

[Tarzan. @Tarzan_DA]

- and I crouch down to meet his stance, in the signature "Tarzan crouch." He introduces himself as James, and I lift one of my hands, -

[Tarzan. @Tarzan_DA]

- stationed to stand, and immediately, a little boy, no bigger than the age of four toddles over to me. My eyebrows furrow in curiosity, -

[Tarzan. @Tarzan_DA]

- glance at myself in the mirror before deeming myself fit to start my day. I take the strides out of my dressing room to where I'm -

[Tarzan. @Tarzan_DA]

- foundation, just to seal it. Once I've finished, I tug my costume on: a loincloth, with extra coverage for my downtown area, and I -

[Tarzan. @Tarzan_DA]

- a quiet little hum, I coat my skin with the tan liquid, making sure not to miss a spot whatsoever before using a layer of powder -

[Tarzan. @Tarzan_DA]

- for my liking. I strip down naked and grasp out my bottle of tattoo concealer - and boy, do I use a lot of it on a daily basis now. With -