Bofur

Does stand-up in The Prancing Pony every Tuesdays and Thursdays. Old Toby for life. #DwarvesOnTour2k13

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"It's a bog!"

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@QuizUp @_cgkh *Insert Smiths Reference* *Again* http://t.co/bP0R6vUYp6

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I'm a Crêpe #RadioheadMeals

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I asked Arwen to marry me on Valentine's Day. As I put the ring on her finger she turned invisible.

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I reveal my 'secrets' (such as how to make handkerchiefs out of trousers) in this months' Beards And Braids magazine.

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Accidentally walked in on Gimli masturbating #whoops @S0n0fGl0in

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Can't wait to see the Battle Of Five Armies in There And Back Again. #ImReady

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Happy Birthday to James Nesbitt! Whoever he is...

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Gandalf is readying his fireworks for tonight... Let's hope the hobbits don't shit themselves again.

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I owe it to all of you that I still use this account.

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Yesterday was the one year anniversary of TastyBofur. I'd like to thank all of my followers in the highest for sticking around. #Thanks.

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A Photoshop gift for all of my followers... Merry Christmas!

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I'm dreaming of a white Christmas; just like the Pass of Caradhras... #MerryChristmasEve

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When someone prefers Harry Potter to Lord of the Rings...

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RT to #WIN a #STEVECOOGAN signed + framed Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa poster! See more at http://t.co/7Kzf03kxty

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@hammityham I feel like I've been shamefully papparrazi'd with a piece of ham. Alas, I can no longer doubt that we are a team.

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@hammityham That's definitely sarcasm. It is definitely sarcasm, right?

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@BardOf_LakeTown You're in jail right now mate.

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Bard the Bowman is on BBC 1!