Taylor Maas

Proud momma to Ainsley Grace

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Do you wear makeup? Join me at @ipsy https://t.co/wktRgoGXi5

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Sometimes, pain is there for a reason.

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Mom: "Taylor, you should probably be in therapy."

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It's funny how someone you once loved, turns into everything you now hate.

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Mom: "my back hurts."
Me: "my back is achin, my bra too tight, my booty shakin from left to right."

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Cut the bullshit, get off my mullet 💥

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My family never replies to my texts... Love y'all too.

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Landen goes "you like him huh? He is sex." I think he meant sexy.... 😅

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So while watchig American Ninja Warrior with Landen, one of the contestants takes his shirt off and the dude is completely ripped....

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He says the weirdest shit but I love him to death

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"I'll drive you to Vegas. I know a guy." -Landen

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My 8 year old brother just informed me that everyone has two "dark holes". Your nose hole and your butthole.....

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I blame Kayleigh. She moved and now everything makes me cry. #ComeBack

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Why did "How I Met Your Mother" just make me cry...

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Today, I'm a hot mess. Don't fuck with me

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*gets punched in the face if he does.* https://t.co/utpcGO7Pd7

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For the most part, I'll only drink soda if it's flat

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"AF" is my favorite unit of measurement.

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Fun @ Cindy's 2day