A Pimp Named Thickback 🍑

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[A Pimp Named Thickback 🍑 @Taurus_Groove]

Feliz cumpleaños 💚🎉🥳

[𝓞𝓶𝓪 🎀 @justmercy__]

The fact that sperm can survive inside a woman’s body for up to five days just waiting for an egg to drop so it can get you pregnant… men are actually evil. 😭

[JONATHAN @Jonathzn]

“Move over Beyoncé”

LMFAAAAAOOOOIOOOOOO KEEP TRYING

[Alexis 💜 @g0atalexis]

Pooh Shiesty is facing life in prison when all he had to do was hire a lawyer and renegotiate his contract. Ain’t nun gangsta about what he did. Crash dummy.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Mitch McConnell voting remotely

[Jai-Zia Dax 🧘🏾‍♀️ @DreadedJai]

Harvey Weinstein seeing Mitch McConnell in hell

[☆ @LucilleFilm]

harvey weinstein and mitch mcconnell health scares the same day

[Hey, Dave! @davegreenidge57]

Mitch McConnell trolled RBG on her death bed by releasing the list of nominees he intended to replace her with. He and Trump did that after she had ask McConnell as a personal favor, to wait until after the 2020 election had passed. I just thought you people should know that.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

We're experiencing this heatwave because the gates of hell have opened for Mitch McConnell.

[$tu. 💎 | Diamond Mag @_OgStu]

Nobody told me how horny losing weight and eating better makes you

[A Pimp Named Thickback 🍑 @Taurus_Groove]

@KingJim718 Probably in the ground

[soldieryoncé 🐝 @soldieryonce]

Watching her live is when you truly realize how much of a beast she is…because after the show my voice was gone, my legs were sore but she’s DELIVERING back to back for months on end, never giving a single lackluster performance ever. She was really born for this

[Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz]

Me whenever I'm around popcorn honestly 😭

[pillboy @studiopillboy]

He felt his skin falling off the bones

[Adelanke @prettyaholicc]

I saw one babe say that he stood up because they weren’t listening to him, you women amaze me icl.

[BRI @BriMalandro]

That naturally deep booty cuff the doctor’s still ain’t mastered. One of Allah’s greatest creations

[yc @yc]

Unfortunately this is just how my brain works now

[King Wow @KingWow]

To this day I still don’t know what possessed him to think he was Super Bowl worthy 😭😭😭

[☂️ @oleemequivocao]

soy Pablo Picasso y estás viendo Disney Channel

[shy @zacyino]

there’s some sza songs u gotta leave alone when u doing better in life

[Brody's Mom @southernwoman64]

These trees were a gift from the Japanese and the oldest in DC

When Nats Park was built, the owners purchased cherry trees specifically bred to bloom early

Planted them in the outfield and cared for them lovingly

Like these trees have been cared for for years and years

They would early in time for Opening Day

When the entire city was covered in pink blooms

Thousands of Americans plan trips to DC to see them

And the monuments

And tour the WH entering through the majestic East Wing

On tours that were managed by the First Lady’s office

Trump doesn’t give a damn about history, heritage, tradition, relationships with foreign allies

If he did, he wouldn’t have unceremoniously torn down the East Wing

Is there ANYONE in DC who will stop this bullshit?

ANYONE