Tauseef

one sentence cannot explain me!

[Tauseef @Tausftm]

Forget about sex as sport in Sweden, there is a sport called Tram Roadeo which tests driving skills of tram drivers currently happening in Romania.

[Tauseef @Tausftm]

By the age 35 you should have memorised all routes of your city's public transport

[Momin Sheikh @MominISheikh]

By age 30 you should be making enough money to be able to book this car

[Brian Mac Mághnais @TheBrianMcManus]

I just got tickets from Paris to Cork for $25 each.

At that price you can slap me on the arse and call me princess during boarding for all I care.

[Momin Sheikh @MominISheikh]

Regional security architecture post this war is being shaped by Pakistan

Funny thing going to be is that when it takes place, Pak would be the one with little trade benefits when everything takes shape, and it would still be India enjoying all the trade opened up because of it

[فریحہ ✪ @fay_alif]

Now I’m mr charisma fuckin pablo Escobar
My friends are saying shut up khawajay just get in the car

[Momin Sheikh @MominISheikh]

Modi Ji

[Jasir Shahbaz @LahoreMarquez]

Meloni ji nay dushman desh kay pradahanmantri ko call hi kardiya

[JahanZaib @JahanZaibb_]

Meanwhile modi

[Jasir Shahbaz @LahoreMarquez]

India with its years of establishing soft power through Bollywood, yoga & exotic India for West. Meanwhile, Pakistan with nukes and loads of debt.

[Avinash Paliwal अविनाश पालीवाल @PaliwalAvi]

ok, the ceasefire is fragile, like most are. Israel is massively bombing Lebanon, and Iran/UAE crossfire is on. while it may not last, the fact that Vance & Kushner are likely to dine in Dawat restaurant at Serena Hotel is a start. it also explains why Bibi is bombing now. 1/

[🚨 @HBA_162]

President Trump introducing Field Marshal on his next visit to the US:

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

The two-week ceasefire between the United States and Iran today is welcomed by the UK and our allies.

The goal now must be a lasting end to the war.

Alongside our international partners, the UK will work to ensure a return to freedom of navigation in the Strait of Hormuz.

[Twitt.Arhum @arhuml92]

Pakistanis have enough ptsd to understand that there are good times and then there are bad times. No one has delusions of grandeur.

[Momin Sheikh @MominISheikh]

Tactical win for US
Strategic win for Iran
Diplomatic win for Pakistan

Ls all around for motherland and fatherland

[Tauseef @Tausftm]

Imagine India now blaming some mishap on Pakistan and Pakistan be like

"me?? The peace broker of WW3?"

[António Costa @eucopresident]

I welcome the announcement by the United States and Iran of a two-week ceasefire. I urge all parties to uphold its terms in order to achieve sustainable peace in the region.

The EU stands ready to support ongoing efforts and remains in close contact with its partners in the region.

I thank Pakistan and all other parties involved in facilitating this agreement.

[Ursula von der Leyen @vonderleyen]

I welcome the two-week ceasefire the US and Iran agreed last night. It brings much-needed de-escalation.

I thank Pakistan for its mediation.

Now it is crucial that negotiations for an enduring solution to this conflict continue.

We will continue coordinating with our partners to this end.

[Tauseef @Tausftm]

It should be converted to people of Pakistan getting economic benefits, and making it lenient for people nationally and globally

[Swat Swag @Napoha_]

This is a defining moment for Pakistan.

It delivered when others dithered and bickered.

It believed when others couldn't.

It arrived when others gave up.

Hopefully this will change a lot for Pakistan.

[Ana Escobar @AnaEscobarShow]

Blessed are the peacemakers

[Tauseef @Tausftm]

From listening to vlogs while shaving to this. 🫡

[Kanye East @FuckedUpYogis]

I promised Hafiz Fancam if he pulled it off. The mad lad did it.

Nuclear Winter cancelled

40 yard screamer to take lead in Nobel Peace Prize Power Rankings

[Tauseef @Tausftm]

IK's character judgment is below below average

[K. @RotiKholDeyo]

the butterfly effect