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[tavo @Tavocano33]

I can link all my depression back to the ending of La La Land

[aether @bluewdrift]

Keep your problems smaller than your life. A flat tire is a flat tire. A bad meeting is a bad meeting. A canceled flight is just an extra two hours. These things become catastrophes when you let them. But they stay manageable when you remember the depth of your real life- the people you love, the work you care about, the beautiful years still ahead. Zoom out. Fit your reaction to the size of the problem.

[Sophie ☥ @sophiemeaden]

This is exactly how 9/11 went down.

[r @_rzua]

was what we had real or cake

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

Me In Traffic: “DRIVE BITCH”
The Bitch 😩:

[Öykü @come__softly]

iPhone will be like Featured Photos and it’s a picture of your luscious breasts that you forgot to mark as hidden

[tavo @Tavocano33]

@THEEDeezumaki Why did I read this as “wieners” in a German accent ?

[Chris Hedgecock @whitenoise25]

RIP Salad and Go. Started by two ppl in AZ who wanted good food to be as cheap and fast as McDonalds. Then private equity bought it in 2020, forcefed it growth it couldn't digest, and rode it into Chapter 11. Founders exit rich, we lose somethin good. Vampire squid strikes again.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

they cooked you unfortunately 😭

[Jessss🕊️ @jessica37895]

C’est incroyable que la façon la plus simple d’enregistrer un PDF soit de faire croire à l’ordinateur qu’on va l’imprimer

[inspector ratchet @_hood_mona_lisa]

My dad thought "rizz" was short for risotto

[Tired Monk @itswforwumbo]

went hiking earlier in the city of LA while wearing thrifted clothing

[taiwo @taiwo2turnt]

Me closing the doors before someone can get in the elevator w me

[J @jonandtonic]

Went to take a nap after work yesterday and woke up to my alarm to get ready for work today

[cav empty @cavempty_]

new york is NOT ready for me to come and kind of just walk around for a few days

[effy ｡꩜˚⋆ @strawbhaze]

i can’t explain it but watching movies does feel productive and it also feels like less screentime

[🏛 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 🏛 @nonregemesse]

I’ve just walked out of the Odyssey.

I didn’t know The Rock was even in it and I found the singing very off-putting. Felt like a kid’s film more than anything

[Shllemy🍉 🎄 @Shllllemy]

Just got reminded that we as a society used make shit like these with zero ai involved

[Bill Boobichick @RamsesTar]

My ex should be serving life in prison for animal abuse for the way she treated the goat

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

Me at work with no idea what to prioritize because everything is urgent

[zane firehammer @killlikebutton]

I knew a dude who had his own calculator at school and yep you guessed it he was gay and then died