The_WTF Guy

I tweet funny tweets and at times awkward ones. Do FOLLOW and retweet. Peace out

[The_WTF Guy @TAwkMom]

Went home to find nothing. Where am i? #Damn

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I bet if exams didnt exist, this world would have happier students and a more greener environment.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This poem doesnt make sense. Metal.

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Manchester united or manchester city for the derby tonight!?

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Why make school 5 days a week? How bout 4 days a week and 3 weekends. Sounds better.

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I had a pencil that fell from my table and completely disappeared. Faith in finding Narnia? Restored.

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I have friends. I have.... virtual friends?

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My baked beans expire in 2014. 2012? I don't think so.

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Who doesnt want this? #RaiseYourHandAndI'llShootYouWhenIgetThis http://t.co/t9diWRXK

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#ReplaceTaylorLyricsWithPancakes Back to pancakes all the time~~

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I Cried When i saw those badminton rackets hug out their anger :')

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#InAParallelUniverse Pillows hug People

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Two Badminton Rackets Met each other for the first time. They cried. #Awww

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MYE huh guys~ All the best! Make sure you turn up the awkwardness! #TAwMom

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Is this real life? Am i tweeting? 😱

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The FFFFUUUUU moment when you finally find something you lost and it gets lost again

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#TAwkMom when you disobey a push or pull door but it still opens

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Cant reach it. Dont need it. #RulesToBeHappy ?

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You know youre unfit when you get cramps just trying to get out of bed. #CrampingMaStyle

[The_WTF Guy @TAwkMom]

#tawkmom when you're talking about someone and they're right behind you