I Love Whores

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

When you taking a new shorty back to your crib and 3 Hellcats make every turn you make

[I Love Whores @TaxYourZa]

Fuck or be killed. A lot of you niggas gone give up y’all butt first consensually or non consensually if y’all facing death. Difference between a man’s butt or a woman’s vagina is a man uses his only for the restroom while woman use theirs to secure a fun time or a future.

[bori 🇵🇷 facho @fashy_boricua]

I don’t know how people can still believe that the conquistadors mass-raped Indigenous women when we see how modern-day Latinas give it up.

[Sonic Youth Updates @UCimmn]

At least she outlived charlie kirk

[🍒 @IRuleGames3]

me trying to find the memes i bookmarked

[rory 💜 @roryrouxlay]

extremely kind of Dolly to die on a tuesday so all the drag queens have time to prepare their numbers for this weekend

[shirish @shiri_shh]

Nvidia CEO watching his biggest customer build their own chips.

[Les White @realLesWhite]

The staff at Texas Roadhouse

[Big Stretch @Bigstretchburna]

My oldest brother been locked up my whole life, I just met him for the first time at 26 years old.

[jolene @sweet504heart]

I knew a guy who was in an open MARRIAGE and the only rules: 1. Don’t fuck baby mom, 2. Don’t fuck anyone in their shared home, 3. No babies.

He fucked his baby mom in their marital bed AND GOT HER PREGNANT.

[Northwest Cee @CeeHawk]

They Trojan Horse’d her, she just wanted to play ball

[Han🇳🇴 @HanDoesHisBest]

I just learned that Americans tip the barber

[GBC @GBC_Press]

🚨 BREAKING:

"We will not prosecute the abusers named in the Epstein files or reveal their names to the public."

— Todd Blanche, US Attorney General

[izz @izzafk]

me: whose *gulp* whose pussy is this

her:

me: i said whose—

her: i heard you

[neon dion @CaptainMjD]

25 is like post nut clarity but for your entire life

[presley🥀 @g00doldays]

i screamed "DOLLY PARTON DIED" and my friend genuinely fell to her knees and another lesbian in jorts next to us screamed WHAT?

[Aaron @abake6]

$140 for trailer park cat should get you a lil time though

[IG: RealFamilyConcrete 🩸Crete Samuels @RealFamilyCrete]

None of this would be happening if King Von aint get out the car thinking he was Thor

[shaka ⚡️ @shxkxbabu]

she probably thinks men can’t be sexually harassed.

this is how most of them think btw.

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

True tomb of Jesus discovered after 2,000 years as hidden location that aligns with Bible account is found, per Daily Mail.