Taykay

Please hire me

[Taykay @Tayakelly13]

Not getting pregnant because 9 months is a long time without @Vic_Bitter

[Taykay @Tayakelly13]

People who listen to podcasts are basically conversation cucks

[Taykay @Tayakelly13]

You know what they say about big feet... harder to fit in my mouth.

[Taykay @Tayakelly13]

Anyone who hates on capitalism has obviously never played https://t.co/TLrCZ8nFi6

[Taykay @Tayakelly13]

The pub is my gym and standard drinks are my reps

[prezoh @prezoh]

it smells like upfaggot in here

[Taykay @Tayakelly13]

If the house always wins gamble the house

[Taykay @Tayakelly13]

Your honour, my client has medbay scan

[Taykay @Tayakelly13]

Rubbing my hands together and shouting CLEAR before grabbing the doctors boobs

[Taykay @Tayakelly13]

The pot used to call the kettle the nword

[Taykay @Tayakelly13]

Been in the UK for 6 months and still don't know how to respond to "hey you alright"

[Taykay @Tayakelly13]

Your mum is my cardio

[Taykay @Tayakelly13]

started saying "im just a girl" instead of apologising

[Taykay @Tayakelly13]

UFC should have duos trios squads and 50v50

[Taykay @Tayakelly13]

Nvm just gave her a durry and all I got was a fistbump then called ginger and laughed at

[Taykay @Tayakelly13]

Whenever my ego needs gassing up I just walk to the Hyde Park road One Stop and give the resident homeless lady a cigarette in exchange for a few compliments

[Taykay @Tayakelly13]

@VyperOk Craig could vouch

[Taykay @Tayakelly13]

Throwback to that time I submitted a trojan horse instead of my unstarted year 12 chemistry assessment and got a few extra days to finish it before sir asked me to resubmit

[Taykay @Tayakelly13]

@VyperOk I've built up my arsenal, look out

[Taykay @Tayakelly13]

Yall mofos be saying expresso martini and it really fucking urks me

[Taykay @Tayakelly13]

Just fed a homeless person a knuckle sandwich. God bless 🙌 🙏 ❤️