Nobody warned me that working a 9-5 job basically means you cannot see the dentist, doctor, or handle any appointments, because they are open when you are still at work, and when you get off work, they are closed.
I'm sorry but 28 years?? There had to be a lot of dilly-dallying and fucking around, I feel like that should take 2-3 years tops. Did he stop to raise an entire family in Asia or something?