Tay

Writer • Filmmaker • Song-writer • Master of None

[Tay @TayBeyondBlue]

Currently knee-deep in Belgium, wondering if the giant wicker chair in my best friend’s apartment is her trying to come out to me as a witch

#TransformationTuesday

[Tay @TayBeyondBlue]

HEY YOU

If there is one thing more fun than scrolling news feeds it’s giving 2mins of your chill time to reading.

Two Minutes.

Flip, you can’t even finish your coffee in that time.

https://t.co/OdJN24UDsZ

#bookgiveaway #amreading #chicklit #travellogue

[Tay @TayBeyondBlue]

Tonight R is taking me for dinner which means I have to concentrate on not making a dick comment about how he didn’t text me back for 5 hours yesterday. #TayAndR #dontbeadick

[Tay @TayBeyondBlue]

So many people making ‘couple travelling the world’ accounts and I can’t even get my boyfriend to go out to the bar w me on a Wednesday night.

#CoupleGoals #TayAndR #GodBlessUs

[Tay @TayBeyondBlue]

@xCupcakeGalx Let’s do this. 💪🏽

[Tay @TayBeyondBlue]

Fun new drinking game:

Take a shot every time your kid doesn’t listen to you for the fifth time in a row.

Guaranteed drunk in 0.462 Minutes.

(Just kidding don’t ever do this ffs)

#aupair #aupairlife #drinkinggames

[Tay @TayBeyondBlue]

“I have finally found a man that hates men as much as I do”

Me, on why I love my boyfriend.

#TayAndR #whatababe

[Tay @TayBeyondBlue]

Kids just asked me to help them tidy their rooms.

Me: It’s not my job to babysit you

Narrator: It was, in fact, her very job description to babysit them.

#aupair #aupairlife #aupairproblems #TuesdayThoughts

[Tay @TayBeyondBlue]

@MrLeaney The chosen week wasn’t the problem, going caffeine free was.

[Tay @TayBeyondBlue]

A moment of silence pls to honour the matching of my jumper to my socks to the carpet.
If this picture doesn’t make you think I’m successful I don’t know what will.
#amwriting #amediting #ammatchingthecarpet

[Tay @TayBeyondBlue]

Somehow the fact he only wants to see me when he is sad is offset by him being french. French ppl get away w murder w me. #notmyboyfriend #GodBlessFrance WHY SO MANY CHARACTERS WHAT #280characters oh ok.

[Tay @TayBeyondBlue]

I’m just not sure this is the time to be referring to the Second Amendment as a good thing .... #TexasChurchMassacre https://t.co/pq22f0E0sv

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Ralph Northam will allow crime to be rampant in Virginia. He’s weak on crime, weak on our GREAT VETS, Anti-Second Amendment....

[Tay @TayBeyondBlue]

CODE RED: R DOESNT HAVE COFFEE AT HIS HOUSE & I DONT KNOW HOW TO BE A PERSON TODAY W/O IT. So far, at 7am, the day is going well. #sendhelp

[Tay @TayBeyondBlue]

Throwback to when I was a waitress for adults. Now I’m just a waitress for kids 👌🏻 #aupair #waitress
#hahahahahfuck

[Tay @TayBeyondBlue]

How long will 2€ of petrol last, she thought to herself, laughing nervously as she drove off to work. #sopoor #sendhelp #aupair #writerslife

[Tay @TayBeyondBlue]

This is what two insane, creative people living together looks like. #TayAndR #amwriting #amcreating #amediting https://t.co/3iskpHqfwR

[Tay @TayBeyondBlue]

Filming in Annecy today. Salut much creative joy despite clouds and a 1.5hr detour. #amwriting #amfilming #amediting #jointheteam

[Tay @TayBeyondBlue]

Me: Just flop your notes in the margin and highlight what you like

I am a heretic reader/writer. I apologize to all bibliophiles #amreading https://t.co/0UoBWKo1xZ

[Morgan Wright 💎 @byMorganWright]

Rules for borrowing my books...

#amwriting #amreading

[Tay @TayBeyondBlue]

R’s lack of excitement for anything is extreme today. He’s buying a convertible sports car and literally doesn’t care. What. #howareyouhuman

[Tay @TayBeyondBlue]

This is too close to the bone. I need a ghost writer to just follow me around and jot down my thoughts. Email me to apply #amnotwriting #😑 https://t.co/TQNXfjMMv1

[Morgan Wright 💎 @byMorganWright]

A day in the life of a writer...

#writerslife #amwriting