TaYeF Al SaKiB

[TaYeF Al SaKiB @Tayef]

Using my toes to pick something up makes it hard to go to church on Sunday. http://t.co/gAblCF4MLr

[TaYeF Al SaKiB @Tayef]

http://t.co/ltAe7kzhMO Fruit and urinal give a bad name to cakes everywhere.

[TaYeF Al SaKiB @Tayef]

Fall is fast approaching. Time to sew all my jean legs back on. http://t.co/QsldtluLx2

[TaYeF Al SaKiB @Tayef]

http://t.co/6dIOIDMaaL Ran out of Manila envelops. Off to the Philippines.

[TaYeF Al SaKiB @Tayef]

I'm writing a horror movie about realizing that I left my phone at home. http://t.co/ENqhyidtaU

[TaYeF Al SaKiB @Tayef]

http://t.co/Zsb9OQJuij Is there anything sexier than a woman who reads? Yes: Models.

[TaYeF Al SaKiB @Tayef]

Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell. http://t.co/mxU3QUl1hb

[TaYeF Al SaKiB @Tayef]

"Nazis!" - the History Channel http://t.co/Khp0ASL3

[TaYeF Al SaKiB @Tayef]

http://t.co/QCvx1Xbq Trying to act like I tripped on purpose has become something of a full time job.

[TaYeF Al SaKiB @Tayef]

http://t.co/U8LJ3Chd Scientology: The study of scientol.

[TaYeF Al SaKiB @Tayef]

Thinkin abt sum1 I love.............